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At this rate, I expect us to deal a 4th for Chad Kelly’s homecoming

Repeating how terrible we’re going to be this year is like yelling “We’re all going to die!” on a plane during turbulence. If you’re right, the “I told you so” really isn’t going to make you happy.

First off, that terrible meme is factually inaccurate. Nicole met OJ in California at the Beverly Hills Daisy Club. And they started dating when OJ was playing for the 49ers, not the Bills. I assume this has been hashed out in a previous thread a long time ago. Secondly, how any English speaker can make it through the first sentence without a aneurism is beyond me. How does one miss a bad pass? Shouldn’t all bad passes be missed? And if it was a bad pass, why would it have been for a touchdown? It being a bad pass would preclude it from being a touchdown, right? Or wouldn’t every pass be for a touchdown, since that’s the goal?

Really took the old adage “You miss every shot you don’t take” and made it into “Don’t miss a shot to give your hot take.”

Honkygate! ??

Three times when they trade that 3rd and a 1st for Mack

I’m assuming the same people on this board who said they’d swear off this team if we worked out Mike Vick after he did his time. I say let’s fuel up Ritchie’s car, load up his guns the police feel aren’t a threat to himself or others, a glamour headshot of his pops, and lets let him take out his inner demons on opposing DLs.

Yeah, they handed Incognito back his guns and I assume his father’s head so he’s in the clear.

More like Week 1 Football is back Week 2 Is CLE’s DLine that good? Week 3 nope it’s our OL

So we’re physically outmatched and outclassed talent-wise, but our gameplan is going to win games? We must have a Cheatriots-like supply of other teams playbooks.

I love the “too early to judge crowd.” I imagine they have the same reaction to their wife being in bed with another man. “Now wait a minute, too early to judge. She could just be having a conversation under the sheets.”

There has to be another side of the story that isn’t being told. Given Incognito’s previous behavior and psych hold, there is no logical reason why he wouldn’t be held again if only as a precaution. If everything went down as described, that is. In this era of Narrative News, I get the feeling this story is being sensationalized for webpage clicks.

Can’t let the Jets beat us before the regular season twice

I know this is sacrilege, but being unable to call it quits after their prime is common on our DL. KW, Aaron schobel, Kelsay, etc

You’ll have to remind all of us why he’s blacked-balled. Is it the kneeling, the pig socks, being pro Castro, tweeting about the Ravens when they were thinking of signing him, that he hasn’t played in 3 years, or that he wasn’t a starter when he was playing?

Can we send our Oline to train with Incognito at the funny farm?

I’m curious as to why Kelvin Benjamin was, for the most part, vilified by the national media for giving honest answers regarding Cam Newton, and yet the talking heads praise Jalen Ramsey’s trash talk. Stephen A Smith called his rant “compelling.” https://youtu.be/WeW5ngFzt8w

One of the most popular beers in the world, not to mention the number one selling beer in the US, that “no one” drinks. I mean, I don’t either. I pay $13 for a 6 pack of hop slurry so bitter it makes every orifice pucker.

Grind

Damn it, Norwood

It’s happened before

Based solely on allegations alone, LeSean was just fired as the host of The Talking Dead, the Nerdist, and was relieved of all of his Comicon duties.

Sure he might block well, but can he hurl dumbbells at gym patrons and make contract demands via Twitter?

I’m simply enjoying the scrum for Who Didn’t Believe in Peterman the Most Award. Much like the I Knew We Were Going to Suck Before Anyone Awards of the drought years which usually surface around week 4 - 6