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Plenty of tickets left.

You can't tell this board of Fitzpatrick super fan club members to let any former players go. I can only imagine the flash flood of salty tears when he retires. We should all probably invest in high water pants now while some sites are still running Cyber Monday deals.

This "clear and obvious" thing must be new. Hasn't stopped the eye in the sky from overruling obvious calls

*Lamar throws multiple interceptions and gets sacked multiple times* "Wow this guy is great!" - Collinsworth

This game is exasperating

Browns don't want your pity turnovers. They'll lose all on their own.

Okay last one for a minute

Breida, if anything, seems to inspire Singletary. A calming veteran presence?

So many Necessary Roughness quotes to choose from that are applicable this year.

Did Sanders get hurt on that screen? Someone fell into his leg

I thought the whole reason we picked Haack was his ability to run a fake punt

if that was an incomplete pass, why isnt that intentional grounding?

The Marines? No, they're the first into battle. Coast Guard?

Fell for it twice so far. Not a bad strategy picking on him. He needs to settle down.

I've always wondered why anyone is allowed to walk off the field after any kind of leg injury. We have wheelchairs, hoverboards, cranes, golf carts, and wheelbarrows.

Why is there a TV timeout every 2 plays now?

Fitzpatrick-like

Vernon Butler a lazy scratch

Tasker will make it. Only a matter of time.

This^^^. It seemed to be that in the Jax and Ind games that Allen expected to have 3 seconds to work with and when it wasn’t there, he panicked. He and the OL were the very definition of out of sync. I’m no OC but how about do what flat footed Tom Brady does when opposing D gets pressure and throw a slant or a screen every now and then? Or do the old Denver staple Shannahan roll out? Worked for Elway/Manning long after they were mobile enough to scare you with a scramble. Seems to be plenty of options available scheme wise.

are there pending legal issues or charges?

Looks like we aren't even a brake caliper SB team lately. Sucks to miss out on the #1 seed this year, but I feel like we should make the playoffs if we go 5-2 for our last 7.

Stephen A, but mostly Michael Irvin sound like a tractor trailer downshifting when pontificating. Then they both mirror each other and it might as well be a breathless dot matrix printer going rrrrrrrrr after a while. 😆