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Back in my day we updated sites manually. There was a chute in the back we shoveled the coal into a server the size of an office building, and if you didn’t keep it hot, she’d freeze up on you like Shaq in a bathtub of IcyHot. If you wanted to check a website on Christmas, you had to steal the eyes off all your neighbors snowmen because the coal mines were closed that day. Plus there was an ordinance against using a pickaxe during figgy pudding hours in those times. It was called pudding savings time and we were thankful. Both ways. In the snow.

Where’s all the support that Davis got? Where’s the applause for shirking the oppressive yoke of the NFL in favor of mental health?

Can we bench Stevenson for someone who avoids their own blockers?

Georgia Department of Transportation?

Dane Jackson gave up so easy on that one

its as annoying at Matt Damon's "fortune favors the brave."

Holy smokes when Morse can kick out that far on a sweep, good things happen

The eye in the sky that overruled the initial call isn't going to suddenly say oops

I can't understand the emotional gravity of this moment. If only there were a song from Titanic that could correctly frame this situation for me. 😄 But seriously, there was a compilation of reaction videos, that I can't seem to find now, that I watched on repeat for the entire week leading up to the playoff game. I love that Bills fans with more emotional fortitude than me recorded an unlikely 4th and long with the hope of catching something miraculous on video.

The Celine Dion is nauseating. If you needed a soundtrack backing this moment to feel the emotion, start pulling out your fan card.

Notice it said "likely" and "at Heinz Field." What wasn't said was "as a QB" or "a Steelers QB" or a "NFL job haver." If Fitz can earn a paycheck at his age, no reason Ben can't. This tweet can be true simply by him signing with an NFC team or a team that doesn't play @ PIT next year.

"I relish any victory against NE but let's not poop our pants attempting to smell our own farts here." - A disowned family member.

I just feel bad that Ghost_001! was already taken

I understand. If I were a coach, any time the defense looks as gassed and discombobulated as GB on that drive, I would go for two. Wish McClappy would do that more based on the flow and feeling of the team as opposed to when they absolutely have to have a conversion.

I feel if the defense couldn't stop you on 14 plays, what make you think that they'd stop you on the 15th? But honestly, that's from being a Bills fan and our 80% defensive 2 point conversion failure rate

Anyone on the Panthers we can give too much money to?

All the covids?

Anyone notice the refs helping Brady up? Note the time

Can he pass block and rush 20 times a game?

You mean we can't hear more Jones fawning?

I had a bad feeling too.