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the Edmunds justice warriors are awfully silent today

I imagine that moves the betting line significantly again. Any chance we could lure Richard Sherman out of the booth for one last ride?

That's the ticket! And then I say something like, oh yeah Edmunds is so good, he even injures his own DBs just to intimidate other teams. But seriously, the only thing Frazier can do to make the league forget about 13 seconds is to win games like against the "fastest offense" in the league with half of his defense tied behind his back. If he can do that, he will have plenty of interview opportunities come playoff time. Although it still hurts my heart that he missed out on the Chicago job. I wanted that for him.

One of the crowning achievements of my life is convincing everyone in the small section of 115 that if we all sat down, no one had to stand. It lasted for almost half a quarter. Probably helped that it was the start of the 3rd and everyone probably just ate or got their beer. The moral victory and rest to my knees kept me going the rest of the game.

Someone has already made a Benford t-shirt that looks like the Binford tools from Home Improvement logo already, right?

I’ve been assured that “RBs are a dime a dozen” and “nobody wants your anointed PS player.” So this is clearly fake news.

What's all this talk about Bavaro?

We don't need an Edmunds Justice Warrior to convince us that Edmunds is good. He is what he is: size and athleticism. Period. You can either make peace with his pros and cons or be upset by unreasonable expectations. His upside is he can disrupt their passing game by his height and wingspan, and if he has a free rush he could get a sack. His flaws are that he cannot shed a block to save his life, is not a sure tackler, and has goldfish level instincts. I've accepted Edmunds as my personal LB knowing all of his flaws. If only to save myself sanity. Also it lets me celebrate the occasional good play.

Contractually couldn't show certain OT games in certain time frames today. Disappointing for people who pay extra for the privilege.

It's time for another edition of we don't need <insert player with rap sheet>, but we should do everything we can to get <insert player with character issues but talent>.

Exactly. How else do you think I can bring in ALL the plastic grocery bags in ONE trip?

My opinion of the Watts was definitely influenced by the offseason of Twitter trolling of our fanbase when JJ was a free agent.

Never heard so many “in essence”s between so many “yo”s

Calling it now. The Ravens will double down on their position and trade him before the deadline this year. That way not only do they not risk any money paying him, they also get picks in return. There will be a team that will gamble on him for a one year rental.

And what’s on his throwing hand?

i’m at work, did i miss Edmunds making awesome plays?

Trouble in paradise. https://www.esquire.com/sports/a41095274/tom-brady-gisele-bundchen-epic-fight/

A small part of me wonders why Tomlin hasn’t made a swing for Lamar Jackson since Baltimore doesn’t appear to want him. But then Pit has beaten him more often than not. The possibilities though. Seems like he’s looking for another Big Ben. If it works, it works. But consider me a skeptic. I wonder what a high powered offense would do paired with a perennial defense. Instead of their D winning all of their games for them.

I’m certain that you could replace “guys” with “playbook” and it would probably work out in Bellicheat’s favor. 🤪

only the suspicious white powder knows

"Before I start playin, I'm gonna eat this whole sandwich." - Ozzy

It’s the blue on blue uniforms against a blue primary color home team that’s the problem. Are the Rams wearing something special?