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I really hate that he knows the formula and we’re too naïve to keep his mentions low.

My history teacher in high school told me that New Jersey merely existed for a sitting Vice President to murder Alexander Hamilton and get away with it.

My favorite is from the pc game Empire Earth. You start off in the prehistoric age with a wooden masked prophet. But when you level up your society to modern times, your prophet becomes a naked sandwich board wearing guy like this:

If he were available at a reasonable price at the beginning of free agency, he'd already have a locker next to his brother. We're just nitpicking his resume to make it feel better when the Dolphins overpay for him.

If we had lost every game since Hamlin's injury, then I'd agree. The delayed reaction mental exhaustion excuse was only good enough for Saffold and only convenient when he didn't feel like blocking. May he rest in retirement.

I love the curse talk. What game was a Bills player on the cover of that gave us a 17 year drought? NFL2k?

Cowherd is Nick Wright’s mentor. He took Jim Rome’s “hot take” mantle removed any small amount of original nuance from his one dimensional takes. What’s surprising to me is how he could easily have poked holes in what Beane did this offseason (only drafting OL in 2nd round or only signing FA OLs), but he’s too lazy. Don’t forget he rode Buffalo for the majority of last season in his power rankings despite all of his sudden misgiving. He’s counting on you not to though.

Should have made more fiends in the VBPD

My question is who exactly do the Bills/Frazier think they're outsmarting? 31 NFL teams? Or one fanbase?

Tom Brady's "doctor" who isn't a doctor has churned out a PED suspended client and one with an unprecedented unnaturally long career. But there wasn't anything to see there.

I accidentally call Baker Manziel at least twice a season

Signing our 1st round pick to what will be considered a moderate deal in 2024 while Williams is asking for Aaron Donald money is trademark Beane.

Is it over?

I lost the over/under on Edmunds mentions for this Ed Oliver thread.

You would be, but in the words of the Pro Bowl turnstile, “I just kind of feel like we were tired”…”you run out of gas at some point.”

I want to have this problem

Shame on Chicago for passing him over. It was his dream HC spot and he would have gave his all.

Suddenly everyone is remembering what I can’t forget: the summer of JJ Watt aka the gaslighting saga. We’ve seen this before people. No preorders. Expect him to chase the money. He would have already taken less money already if it was a ring he was after.

So jealous. You read me like a playbook Newton didn’t study while arranging this ensemble. It’s what he didn’t with his other 24/7 when you minus 8 hours for sleeping, an hour for potty time(just to cover all bases), maybe 30 mins per meal. I guess there wasn’t enough time in the day for game film study. But there was always time for

I’m writing a program that creates non sequiturs, lyrics fragments, and oddly worded affirmation in bursts of two or three in Diggs style to save us the time and worry.

Such short memories. I remember when he messed with our fanbase for months on social media only to blame others for his posts made on his own account, and eventually took money over opportunity like almost all aging veterans do. He can drink Bud Light with the Pope for all I care.

When Newton started taking time/focus from the film study and put it towards his wardrobe, THAT is when he broke down.

Also the cops don't destroy the video evidence of your cheating because it would hurt the brand.

Von’s predictions are less than bankable these days.

Tochinoshin Tsuyoshi just officially retired last week. The only sumo i’d ever looked up before. Now it seems the Japanese don’t dominate their own sport just like Canadians and hockey.