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The “quit yer whining and do it” crowd is what got self checkout in every store. Remember when the premise was to “keep prices low?” Turns out it was to keep employment low. Now you’re an untrained temporary employee with zero benefits nor discount at every store. And when there’s a problem, the one lone attendant glares at you like you should have paid more attention to the training videos during orientation.

Do we have gunners?

It’s Kelce’s brotherly tush push. His head has been over the ball multiple times and defenses have complained.

He’s a good player…once you trade for a 1st round pick defensive end. Got it.

We’re not getting any help. If CHI or TEN holds on it will be a minor miracle. I hope this will light a fire under the team if they’re scoreboard watching before the game. No help is coming so they have to control their own fate.

At least double box it. The lack of a 2 window feed is insulting. Especially if you've paid for both channels.

If he was a Dolphin, even with Brain Flores, he'd be the bane of our existence. That's the most infuriating part of the McDermott years: our division can only be so mismanaged before the law of averages makes them competent. We've wasted the Jets terrible drafting, Miami's front office tomfoolery, and Belichick's sunsetting.

The gift I'm bringing for the white elephant this year

Edmunds-esque

If McD kneels it out, I want him fired

During the TNF game I noticed Edmunds is still getting the same credit for being tall that he did in Buffalo. Because you can work on that. He also got kudos for coming back from an injury. Not returning before expected, just that he recovered. I have to admit, Chicago certainly got $72 million worth of tall man who can heal eventually.

I knew something was fishy. He was bare. I knew it. That nudist couldn’t even keep pants on.

A more glass jaw Dawson Knox? We would have a revolving door of TEs on IR

Never thought I’d ever be nostalgic about the drought

I knew there would be a day when there was a thread about magic. My questions is: since a high percentage of this board seem to legitimately believe in a mystical evil that pervades our team, why has no one ever tried to hire a priest or Gandalf impersonator to exorcise the demon? Perhaps a polyjuice potion made from Ryan Fitzpatrick’s chest hair, scrapings from his wedding ring, and Rex Ryan’s Dr. Scholl’s insert? Can Tyrod burn sage in Highmark?

Much like the guy who yells “We’re all gonna die!” on a plane that’s going down, you’re totally unappreciated in your time.

The Patriots dynasty was built on made up disrespect (and cheating) and pretending to be the underdog. Cincinnati beat us twice on blatantly false narratives. Other teams use the bulletin board material game with great success like the Chiefs (i.e. Kelce’s “the Chiefs are done”). Why don’t we? The closest we’ve come was the emoji game against the Dolphins and it worked like a charm. Eagles fans are using a nothing burger to try and frame a disrespect narrative for the game tomorrow.

This game will never end.

If I was Boyle, I'd claim broken ankles. You can't hold your head up high after that

But Tua is so special and he gets the ball out fast and yadda yadda barf

Why roster Trevor Siemian?

How are you scared to tackle an oversized garden gnome?