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Exhibit B would be the “disrespect” narrative that Cincinnati contrived with ZERO pushback or clarifying questions from any competent journalist. Exhibit C would be the past 3 years of current events.

I watched the draft hoping for Geno Smith, then was convinced EJ Manuel would be the future.

Thick skin makes you slow and less maneuverable. We need light armor for the agility needed to jump to conclusions, and the dexterity to run in circles as the sky is falling. I'm irritated because I staunchly defended Bease and Feliciano in their wildly unpopular (and unfortunately ultimately correct) personal health decisions. Only to have each one of them end up talking trash about the team like jilted exes. Who in Boo Easley's inner circle doesn't love him enough to at least monitor his Twitter? At least while he's not officially retired and has a potential income to think about? Mongo being the worse of the two because he can't stop talking crap after being on two different teams.

Hey to say I called it but let’s just say there’s a Cowherd drinking game where you take a shot every time he says “offensive coach” and everyone gets alcohol poisoning.

Just wait until his exposé on McDermott's handling of Diggs on tomorrow's show. Sprinkle in his court jester's critical prods due to his Jets fandom and it will be an awful show to listen to. Full of "Andy Reid would never" and "Offensive coaches know better."

No cryptic tweet with half a bible verse and half a song lyric to clear the air?

I really hate that he knows the formula and we’re too naïve to keep his mentions low.

My history teacher in high school told me that New Jersey merely existed for a sitting Vice President to murder Alexander Hamilton and get away with it.

My favorite is from the pc game Empire Earth. You start off in the prehistoric age with a wooden masked prophet. But when you level up your society to modern times, your prophet becomes a naked sandwich board wearing guy like this:

If he were available at a reasonable price at the beginning of free agency, he'd already have a locker next to his brother. We're just nitpicking his resume to make it feel better when the Dolphins overpay for him.

If we had lost every game since Hamlin's injury, then I'd agree. The delayed reaction mental exhaustion excuse was only good enough for Saffold and only convenient when he didn't feel like blocking. May he rest in retirement.

I love the curse talk. What game was a Bills player on the cover of that gave us a 17 year drought? NFL2k?

Cowherd is Nick Wright’s mentor. He took Jim Rome’s “hot take” mantle removed any small amount of original nuance from his one dimensional takes. What’s surprising to me is how he could easily have poked holes in what Beane did this offseason (only drafting OL in 2nd round or only signing FA OLs), but he’s too lazy. Don’t forget he rode Buffalo for the majority of last season in his power rankings despite all of his sudden misgiving. He’s counting on you not to though.

Should have made more fiends in the VBPD

My question is who exactly do the Bills/Frazier think they're outsmarting? 31 NFL teams? Or one fanbase?

Tom Brady's "doctor" who isn't a doctor has churned out a PED suspended client and one with an unprecedented unnaturally long career. But there wasn't anything to see there.

I accidentally call Baker Manziel at least twice a season

Signing our 1st round pick to what will be considered a moderate deal in 2024 while Williams is asking for Aaron Donald money is trademark Beane.

Is it over?

I lost the over/under on Edmunds mentions for this Ed Oliver thread.

You would be, but in the words of the Pro Bowl turnstile, “I just kind of feel like we were tired”…”you run out of gas at some point.”

I want to have this problem

Shame on Chicago for passing him over. It was his dream HC spot and he would have gave his all.

Suddenly everyone is remembering what I can’t forget: the summer of JJ Watt aka the gaslighting saga. We’ve seen this before people. No preorders. Expect him to chase the money. He would have already taken less money already if it was a ring he was after.

So jealous. You read me like a playbook Newton didn’t study while arranging this ensemble. It’s what he didn’t with his other 24/7 when you minus 8 hours for sleeping, an hour for potty time(just to cover all bases), maybe 30 mins per meal. I guess there wasn’t enough time in the day for game film study. But there was always time for