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benderbender

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  1. Making the Pro Bowl makes an expensive roster next year
  2. If the answer to a question isn't Tom Brady or Kobe Bryant, he isn't interested.
  3. Yep, when we're 4-12 we'll all say you were right and you'll feel so good inside! Like a puffy cloud filled with rainbows and sunshine
  4. Dolphins will win one more than the Colts
  5. You beat my Eagles! Golly gosh darn!
  6. Haloti Ngata > Vince Wilfork
  7. What's a troll? What is sarcasm?
  8. It would just be more fodder for his reality show. And I think opposing defenses aren't scared of him any more. Can't get separation either, and you know how much he hates being a decoy.
  9. That's why when I could only budget one jersey this year, it was going to be his. He outshined Whitner as a rookie, and reminds me of Henry Jones
  10. I have drawn up my living will to sue the team in event of my death
  11. The smell of victory!
  12. T.O. has a choreographed "reality" show and still ends up coming off like an a hole
  13. He threw more balls in the dirt than the refs made good calls
  14. The ref was going to throw a flag onto the field, but he got scared and checked down to a line judge
  15. I just watched a National Geographic documentary about eagles and they showed about 5 death spirals where both eagles died during mid-air mating ritual. I take that as an omen.
  16. He was ...a character
  17. The Raiders threw to his side all game and it was painfully obvious that Cincinnati did the same when they needed yards. It was like a guaranteed 1st down and possible long ball
  18. Sparano still can't get the hint? They publicly pursued Harbaugh. Thats like your wife placing an ad in the paper for a husband. I can't believe he didn't look for other coaching opportunities right then and there. Now he knows he might as well be the replacement janitor to Miami right now.
  19. You convinced me. Ralph isn't cheap. He also isn't old. He pleasures Bills fans. He has six pack abs. He smells great.
  20. Yes! Be sure to invest in Faygo. Stocks will soar!
  21. I ordered an $80 Byrd jersey from the official website and it was MADE IN CHINA
  22. In fairness they shouldn't play the Sunday Night song, but in good taste they should burn the master recording and bury it in a corn field
  23. I find fault with the inequity. Breast cancer receives much more research funding and publicity than prostate cancer despite similar number of victims. In fiscal year 2009, breast cancer research received $872 million worth of federal funding, while prostate cancer received $390 million
  24. I can wear my jersey in public without getting laughed at. Life is good.
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