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It would be nice if loyalty, friendship, or the mythical hometown discount was something you could count on. But as JJ Watt, Hopkins, and innumerable other examples have shown: money is always the deciding factor.

Before it goes down the old road, Brady didn’t need WRs to win championships. He just needed a deflator, other teams playbooks, illegal substitutions/formations that weren’t illegal for them but made illegal the next season, video tapes of opponents practices, and TB12/doctor who wasn’t an actual doctor to provide supplements.

Miami gets an expensive head case and we get a cheap head case. Did we win the offseason?

Haven’t seen a fanbase fall for a guy this fast since Josh. His embedded video should come with a screen protector and a keyboard cover.

A lazy portmanteau for ?

At this point you have to wonder what they don’t like about Rice’s personality. Is he entitled or something?

At what point does 5th round pick = UDFA?

Goodbye Rice. It was nice to dream.

Considering that the defense always lets us down, I’d be fine with hammering only defense picks until we get one that can get one stop when it matters.

Just scrambled here to say the same thing. How many 5ths do we need?!

This team is exhausting

Y’all do realize that KC was going to trade for Worthy with the next teams after us, right? We weren’t going to take him. So we got marginally better picks.

Other teams are willing to make themselves look ridiculous, but we won't even try a 90s throwback once a year I guess to make it easier on the laundry staff. At this rate I wouldn't even mind the 2000s once just to break up the monotony of slightly different logo and color rush.

Joe Marino has talked me into Legette. McConkey sounds like something Shrek yells

I hear there’s nice livable parts, but not where I grew up.

Trade all our picks for a vet Wednesday night so we have nothing to watch Thursday

I keep getting him confused with Phillip Rivers. Pretty sure they’re the same person.

This board dragged Beane for drafting Bernard.

Slightly annoying. There’s no “mini” in aluminum. But somehow it ends up in there.

So? I’ve been walking since I was a baby. Took me a good year and a half to get it right. But I kept getting distracted by jingling car keys and muppets. 😆 I’m hoping he comes back better than ever. Just being cautious in optimism considering One Bills Live is talking about his injury like it’s never been seen before. And they’re always towing the party line. They’re the extended press corp of the front office.

At first blush it sounded crazy. But the more information that has come out about, not just the severity of his injury, but the complexity of it has me worried. The way people talk about it, it sounded like a baffling freak injury. And after Tre, I don’t have the highest expectations anymore. I would listen to offers if there was interest.

“How’s that worked out? All these effing bums who have been in government forever, who are insider trading like crazy and lining their pockets during their terms and post career, how’s that working out? How’s that working out for the average Joe, middle class or lower-middle class like I grew up, how’s that working out for those people? Not too good. How’s it working? Housing prices. Cost of food. The inflation that’s going on, chronic disease, homelessness, unemployment? How’s it working out?“ - Aaron Rodgers

Flute + Taron Johnson