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benderbender

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  1. No QB other than Luck. I'm not thrilled by any LBs that will most likely be available when we draft
  2. Yep, if it helps you through your day and cope with life then it's bad for you. But don't feel singled out, that guy slaps pacifiers out of babies mouths and kicks walkers out from under the elderly too. Can't have pacifiers ruling our infants lives!
  3. The cryptkeeper will let Jackson and Stevie walk. I've already accepted the inevitability. Ralph wants his "runners" and "TEs that don't get injured."
  4. He's dropped 7 passes a game so far
  5. I got Bills seat covers for the car. I threw them on the fire so I could see my new Thomas Vanek jersey better
  6. Or with our luck, Ralph actually opens up his pocketbook and he's on IR by end of the preseason next year
  7. It's one of the many rules changed/created for Tom Brady
  8. Really? We should have been running to ball to open up play action? What a ingenious idea! Someone should tell Gailey
  9. Stats aside. Based on how he uses his hands. Probably how his girl judges him too
  10. Calvin Johnson's jersey sales changed that
  11. The statement was: once every 8 games we can figure it out
  12. He must have great feet or Rex wouldn't keep him around
  13. Don't forget the "runners" that Ralph is going to get for us
  14. Next season there will be less stress on his hands because we'll have runners that RW will hand pick along with TEs that don't get injured
  15. It's so simple! Get some of those injury-proof TEs he was talking about. Oh, and runners! Tons of runners! To run! Then we'll be the runners of the NFL. Opposing teams will say "wow, look at those runners. And my do they run." We'll do a running play like... a run. Then we'll be so proud that our runners ran.
  16. He is in his 90s and is content to let his team die instead
  17. How about we go with one offensive strategy until week 8 when the other defenses figure it out like this year?
  18. Merriman was a motivator when he was on the field and the defense played better. While I'm sure his heel is made of glass, you can't just cut a motivating voice in the locker room. I say keep Fitzpatrick. He is obviously a career backup so when the QB we draft comes along, he will assume his backup role.
  19. Fat and happy? Like Garfield with a football? He throws as good as Charlie Brown kicks. He sucks like a Dyson vacuum, just with less efficiency. He went to the doctor and said "Doc, it hurts when I throw touchdowns," so the doctor told him "then don't." And so he did.
  20. Apparently its much harder to make an original statement.
  21. "Hick" is such an eloquent and refined word used by only the most discerning of educated persons.
  22. Bingo. We practically told Stevie who to imitate by signing that diva.
  23. The Beach Boys are on tour again as well. Save up your war time ration coupons
  24. I am sorry to hear that some people went to the game. I'd rather go to the DMV
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