benderbender

We had him when he was named Donte Whiff-ner. Usually going for a knockout hit, mostly missing but occasionally connects.

The deflation of this loss, after all the offseason hope, feels so much like last season starting week 9. Watching loudmouth attention whores with so many team chemistry issues comfortably win is so frustrating.

I want to hear from the "it's only preseason" crowd who expected a magical change at 1:00pm est into a contender. *crickets*

Relax, we only lost to a division opponent with a divided locker room and crushingly intense media spotlight. We'll do better against more focused teams with no QB controversy or media circus following.

I'm waiting until week 8 when they're 50% off

Tank for a QB. The store selling Fitzmagic shirts better not have a refund policy because they'll be going out of business

Sorry, i refuse to attach 100% blame to Levy for his GM tenure when Ralph Wilson begged him to do the organization one last favor. And suddenly everyone forgets RW's meddling and miserly ways. I see Bellicheat getting more respect despite the fact that he had more control and an owner that opened the checkbook and was hands off in personell decisions. Maybe if Levy had that and spies, we would be having a different discussion.

Thigpen takes a million dollar payout to hold a clipboard and not come into a regular season game, a huge personal sacrifice

Like how there both offensive strategies? And how they both operate in the shotgun? Completely different?

I have no confidence in Thigpen. If he doesn't fumble the snap, he will impress me.

Twenty seven

Ideas are hard

It's hard to win in the NFL?

Cowherd probably forgot his notes and had to ab lib for 10 seconds Meaning he had to lib his abs

I'm not a VY fan, but I can't forget the Bud Adams "finger" game when we threw the kitchen sink at VY and couldn't stop him. Why wasn't he like that for us?

I blame Norwood's helmet that always looked one size too small.

Is there a meet and greet?

If they had ANY confidence in Thigpen, they would have put him in for Fitzcrackedribs last season. Instead they let Fitz wince after every throw and show what a man he was playing through the pain. As we drifted farther away from the playoffs.

Like Ryan Fitzcrackedribs?

TE was the perfect storm of a punt on 4th and 1centimeter in the 4th quarter coach in Jauron and a timid low self esteem concussion case that throws the ball away on 4th down. Sorry, like all of my ex-girlfriends, I don't wish him harm, but I don't wish him well either.

I like their selection. They should add a shirt about how Byrd made the Not Top 10 on Sportscenter

Yep, only positives happened. Not like last year. We are 6-2 and going to the playoffs!

I'm a lieutenant and that would be dishonest

Pepe Lepew? It is you, yes?

There are no Dolphins fans, only jerks with horrible color coordination.