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At least people are choosing the more sensible hill to die on which is buffalo wings in general instead of the exposed indefensible hill of blue cheese.

Rod Woodson

Grateful that I’ve only lived through two presidential assassinations attempts. 0-2

I want a different throwback uniform every season and it doesn’t matter which timeframe. The terrible 2000s, the early 80s red helmet with blue face mask, all of them but especially the bad ones. It can only help exorcise the demons.

whatever mental backflips you need to do so you can still believe that the NFL handled everything correctly and that the records don’t need asterisks.

Yep, I’m good with it. Pay whatever it takes. Why? Because people with a straight face call Tom Brady the goat despite his team caught cheating, himself personally caught cheating, and his dietary supplement popping for PEDS. Baseball HoF won’t touch Barry Bonds or Mark Maguire because older athletes put performing younger ones by about a decade is enough to clue you into something amiss. But the NFL celebrates their only statistical outlier in the history of the game. Let’s get some of that.

With all the rule changes, ST will be more important than ever this year. It will be interesting to see what teams will sacrifice the yards on kickoff for prioritizing non ST players. It would seem that better starting field positing results in more scoring but maybe its not as important as previously thought. Hope we thought it through

Crazy to think that humor was used to describe the differences between people and it made talking about it easier with comedy. I believe that in 2003 we got the Man Show, Chappelle Show, and South Park on Comedy Central. That amount of laughter is illegal now.

Did Araiza win the prize for most STIs on the roster? Or just the prize for the most texts asking women to get tested?

William & Mary is a fine collegiate institution.

For all the crazy personalities and weird interactions, this forum is way better than Reddit where merely a contrarian opinion gets you permanently banned. Sure a post you made may go missing like a Boeing whistleblower, but at least I haven’t had to make another account here. If there’s one example of the type of argument that was particularly annoying was the people who seemed to think that Terrell Edmund’s height and wingspan was somehow a stat in the passes defended column against throws that weren’t attempted in his direction. Psychic passes defended or something. But in general, it would be helpful if people remembered that instead of trying to tell others they’re wrong (which makes most double down), try persuading them to your viewpoint.

He’s got pool in his name. Hopefully his career can regenerate like Deadpool And if you know a kid in the past 10 years you know

I must have been channeling this article from favorite Cover1 guy. It feels that the misses are magnified simply because the league has come to respect our GM and scouts. Like the rare times my wife misses a discount at the grocery store. It's not egregious, they've just done so well that you expect them not to miss like a team like the Panthers do on the regular.

What I love about this regime is when they hit on a draft pick, it’s a dinger. When they miss, it’s embarrassing. It’s money ball style drafting and I can live with it.

An established "identity" only helps the opposition game plan and poor writers come up with column fodder.

A mew coach is more likable than a hiss coach

Figures that there’s still a portion of the fanbase that just can’t stop giving Poyer grief. Poyer has always told you what he thinks. Especially four years ago when people didn’t want to hear his opinions. He’s also said many times that he wanted to play somewhere warm without state income tax. He’s been nothing but a straight shooter so when he says something he means it.

At this rate we can cut Hamlin before the Steelers preseason game so we have an excuse to see him again

They changed the rules so his squibbing is still a theoretical question