Malazan

Don't you ever turn it off? You're like the worst politicians.

You gonna replace collinsworth then?

I see O'Brien is doing his best to make my prediction he's the first coach fired this season come true

Collinsworth is in full madden mode. "Running backs have devalued, but this rookie shows how valuable they are.." This rookie...just drafted.. "Brilliant defensive strategy here by Houston...it's just not working though."

The stadiums are pumping in noise. They're using crowd noise recorded from past games in each stadium. Not sure if they can do that if they actually have fans though.

I'm glad the nfl is here

Doesn't matter, they stayed at the same Best Western once back in '08

Thank goodness. I'm amazed by all the big strong men who have their panties in a twist over something that happens during a part of the game they don't watch while they're in the bathroom fixing their mascara after a good pre-game cry because their feelings just got the best of them.

I'm worried about giant meteors slamming into the team during a game.

I'm going with Bill O'Brien. He's been making power plays against people in the org for years. If Hopkins remains amazing in Arizona and the corpse he got in return doesn't light it up...I could see him finally getting the axe.

I suspect the guy who got the lesser contract will be the guy who doesn't disappear after getting paid.

...and look the OP has disappeared from the thread..

Dude, we have computers. Just play the damn song yourself before the game and move on with your life.

She left so I'm the captain now and they're my clothes now.

Sometimes, when I'm alone, I dress myself.

Hey NFL, why is it this stupid to try to pay you to watch games legally? I'd get Sunday Ticket, but it doesn't include Thursday Night, Monday Night or the playoffs..

Amazing and really sounded genuine. I hope it all works out for him, but my pessimistic ass couldn't help, but think this is how every athlete "I went from millionaire to broke" story starts..

There's a quarantine period I believe...so they couldn't join the team right away

Ya know, it would be nice to have a sticky thread with all the options out there and what the drawbacks are for each one (affiliate coveage for hulu; no monday night games, etc)

OMG I can't believe the Bills kept Murphy and let Tayl.... Oh...wait...what's happening? We're not raging about this? Why is no one raging. I was looking to rage about something. Ok, I'll just find another thread then. Have a good one, everybody.

Miami got 1 TD, 5 INTs and $5 million in dead cap space for the low, low price of a 2nd round pick.

There's no way an extra year would have been added. It's already going to cover him for 6 seasons since it's not voiding the 5th year of his rookie deal which I absolutely expected to happen.

For the Bills, he was only going to get more expensive. Regardless if the cap drops, he's arguably the best corner in the league right now. Locking him up a lower price and not having to negotiate his deal and Milano's at the same time is a huge benefit. For Tre, the uncertainty is probably a factor. I suspect it will be a large deposit into his bank account tomorrow allowing the people managing his money to invest it right away and have at least an extra year of investment income which can be substantial.

WoW. No way did I think he'd come in under 20 per and definitely not over 6 years. That's crazy.

That is a confusing take. Because there's two other talented players who perform at a high level on the team...that suddenly makes them a strong team? Ok, Let's put...Josh Rosen on the Texans and watch the results.