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..and made up

dolphins fans can speak in complete sentences?

I see @FireChans needed some attention today

I'm not selling fake cards. That would be unethical, but I am offering my very own vaccine cocktail made out of 99.98% natural air and will give you a birthday card free with vaccine purchase.

I see the mayonnaise lobby has gotten to you as it was conveniently left out of this list.

..but I have heard of him

Rex Ryan has applied for a position as WR coach.

haven't they moved up in every draft with Beane at the helm?

I thought this was going to be about beer.

I live in Texas and there's a lot of misinformation about what's happening down here. All the "covid rules" are still in effect pretty much everywhere. The only thing that changed down here is the state politicians figured they could score points by removing the state restrictions damn well knowing that nothing would change and all the restrictions would be still be in place.

I think the pre-camp stuff should be virtual. DeMaurice Smith is one of the worst things to happen to the NFL. He is a joke and thinks he can go negotiate things then turn around and try to backdoor things he negotiated by suing the league or using the pandemic to get permanent changes that he previously didn't negotiate with the league on. The guy is so weak that he's done a huge disservice to the players and ultimately the league. Get out of here with the "Play was better than ever". Not one person believes that was true. It dominated talk early on about how sloppy everything was..

I suspect it will right around there. I think the Bills might push the term past 5 years at the cost of more per year if they can so they can take advantage of restructuring rules. I'd say 5 years, $264 million (44 per) with around $200 guaranteed. That would bring the total deal to 7 years, 294 Million, 42 per which feels about right to me and gives the Bills a lot of flexibility over the next two years to restructure his deal to handle salary cap oddities while it gets back to normal.

Does he come with Meowth though?

Blasphemy. These guys have only made the playoffs 3 out 4 years and never even made it to the Superbowl. What crazy mental gymnastics are you performing to convince yourself they should even have jobs in the NFL?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😉

give it another months and people will be freaking out about this being a 4 win team again because all for the other AFC East teams passed us by...

the whole defense, especially the front 7 sucked last season. Not an excuse for any individual guy, but also there were obvious factors involved that went beyond his own play that affected him. That being said, it's year 3 now. There's no more excuses. You either show you can play at a high level regardless of circumstances around you or you put your house on the market. I do hope the coaches make it easier for him though.

Any player that I believe embellishes an injury or other circumstance/condition to try to force the franchise's hand. Players who try to hold the organizations feet to the fire with something unscrupulous should be ejected into the bottom of an outhouse.

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the amount of people on here that misunderstand science is.. frankly, impressive. Could you enlighten on us how the NYT was involved in the study?

Is that different than before?

I've said they're doing edge rusher early. Edge and CB are both high paid positions that tend to have disappointing results in free agency. Those are high value positions to draft because of the disparity in return if you 'hit' on a draft pick versus a free agent

How many times will Bridgewater be replaced by Darnold in his career? The counter is currently at 2

Developing the players you have drafted is the difficult part.

Ah, yes, the Robert Saleh is likely to be the next Parcells who had a history of turning around teams. Those guys are a dim a dozen in the league. Sound reasoning.

We'll see. I'm not very high on Douglas and Saleh's defense has struggled against top offenses. I wasn't impressed with him brining in next to zero head coaching experience. Not a fan of a 1st time head coach with 1st time coordinators.