"There was much rejoicing throughout the land." .... Good for him, he's had an interesting journey. Guys that earn it the way he has seem to give a bit extra and appreciate it a bit more. I hope he does well.
I think it all means they really like Bates. He came out of no where in the preseason, played outstanding, and I am guessing he is the swing tackle if needed.
And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball.
We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee;
We don't take no trips on LSD
Not quite sure what I'm reading here, but at first glance, it doesn't seem too bad. Obviously, the right side is weaker, but still not awful (middle of the pack at 17)? Am I missing something?