ExWNYer

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in dog.

OTIS! MY MAN!

I laughed when I read that headline. Adding the word 'One' between 'Rubbed' and 'Out' makes for a hilariously different article. That would truly be persistence in the the face of adversity. ?

It is owned by West Point (U.S. Army).

My father turned 10 in December of 1952. It may have left an impression on him at the time. ?

Haha! I still say both of those. Some others I love: "You can get it done. You can get it done. What's more, ya GOTTA get it done!" - Bills coach Lou Saban "I'll be back with the happy recap..." - The late, great Mets broadcaster Bob Murphy (after a victory) "Put it in the books!" - Current Mets broadcaster Howie Rose (after a victory) "How about that?!" - 'This Week In Baseball' host (and Yankees announcer) Mel Allen "I don't believe what I just saw!" - Legendary Cardinals broadcaster, Jack Buck, after Kirk Gibson's 1988 WS Game 1 winning HR And, of course, these... ? https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/sports-center---romano/n11217

My brother and I met Bruce Smith at 'The Canadian Ballet' back in 1998. We were at a table near the front and Bruce walked in with his entourage who all, incredibly, made him look small. The manager came over and asked us if we would move for them and my brother said, "Tell Bruce to buy us a pitcher and we will." ?We moved and, a couple of minutes later, Bruce personally walked over to our table with a pitcher of beer in hand. He thanked us and said, "Y'all didn't need to move but thank you." We told him we were huge fans of his and the Bills and were up from RIchmond, VA to see the game. He broke into a big smile and chatted with us for a few. Before going back to his table, he gave us a parking pass for Sunday's game where the players park and exit the locker room after the game. The Bills (0-3) were playing the 49ers (3-0) that Sunday and we actually saw Rob Johnson best Steve Young. The Bills led 23-0 heading into the fourth quarter and had to sweat out a late 49ers rally for a 26-21 victory. We got to meet Bruce, see an exciting Bills win, and see several players after the game. Very cool experience.

'Colonials' is already used in DC by George Washington University. The 'Washington Ians' https://www.alcoholproblemsandsolutions.org/washingtonians-the-washingtonian-movement/

(Assuming the two on the date are of the opposite sex) "I might be gay."

I know someone named Bruce who saw Bruce walk into a pizza place in VA Beach several years ago. True story. The odds of two people named Bruce randomly in the same place at the same time can't be very good. Two named Mike or John, sure. But Bruce? Doubtful. (Just my dumb musings...carry on) BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!

Reminds me of an old joke/pick-up line(?)...Man to woman: "How do you like your eggs in the morning...scrambled or fertilized?" I like eggs prepared just about any way you can make them although I am not a huge fan of poached. Last time I downed them raw was a lifetime ago in high school when I was training for football. Lately, I've been eating egg white omelettes with Parmesan cheese, chives, a dash of salt, and generous pepper. Today, I added some sliced Boars Head turkey to it. This was accompanied with an English muffin and a side of sliced strawberries and banana.

Well I was born in a small town And I live in a small town Probably die in a small town Oh, those small communities All my friends are so small town My parents live in the same small town My job is so small town Provides little opportunity

The Cleveland Browns, LA Clippers, LA Lakers, and Utah Jazz all beg to differ.

In keeping with my redskin potato suggestion, I have revised the lyrics for their fight song. This could tie into their concession sales and they could get Ore-Ida to be their new sponsor... OLD (Original) LYRICS: Hail to the Redskins! Hail Victory! Braves on the Warpath Fight for old D.C. Run or Pass or Score We need a lot more Beat 'em Swamp 'em Touchdown Let the Points Soar Fight On, Fight On 'til you have won Sons of Washington Hail to the Redskins! Hail Victory! Braves on the Warpath Fight for old D.C.! Scalp 'em Swamp 'em We will take 'em Big Score Read 'em Weep 'em Touchdown We want heaps more! Fight On, Fight On, 'til you have won Sons of Washington Hail to the Redskins! Hail Victory! Braves on the Warpath Fight for old D.C.! NEW LYRICS: Hail to the Redskins! Hail Tastily! Spuds on the Stovetop Food for old D.C. Roast or Peel or Core We need a lot more Beat 'em Mash 'em Down 'em Let the Carbs Soar Eat On, Eat On 'til you have none Sons of Washington Hail to the Redskins! Hail Tastily! Spuds on the Stovetop Food for old D.C.! Scallop 'em Smash 'em We will take 'em Gimme More Fry 'em Bake 'em Down 'em We want heaps more! Eat On, Eat On, 'til you have none Sons of Washington Hail to the Redskins! Hail Tastily! Spuds on the Stovetop Food for old D.C.!

Don't order too much... -or- Do you like porn?

RIP

I wonder how much say Rivera actually has in 'working closely' with Snyder to develop a new name and design. Given' Li'l Dummy's track record, Rivera is likely to be gone in two or three years.

My wife is here...

He could keep his name by changing the team logo from the Native-American image to a redskin potato...

No need to get salty!

It was pretty cheesy...

I'm guessing that you only skimmed this thread. Probably only read about 1%...maybe 2%.