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Clippers of Nfl

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  1. My wife would not lower her standards that low. 60 yr old white guy who smokes and is very depressed looking. Yeah Im not worried.
  2. Poor chinese harem girls. They had to deal with noodle dick. That's why most chinese men have noodle dicks.
  3. I freaking love sushi!!!!!! That's a great idea. Just not the philadelphia part.
  4. I kinda wish you were the smoker. Then I could tell you how annoying you were with smoking outside so much and giving me eye contact. i could give you the rules of hi. Meaning one hi per year is acceptable at this point. Then and only then we could enjoy some brews. You wouldnt like her. She's a sex a holic like me. Now you guys really know why smoker is my biggest problem. Only if it was outside. Inside the house would be ok. I'd have no problem with that. Just stay inside the damn house.
  5. Probably the last update: I couldnt resist. I showed the wife the check................................................... Didnt give her the green light. Just showed it to her. Im lame. I only waited one day. Received check Monday. Showed it to her Tuesday night.
  6. Yeah right. But trust me the thought did cross my mind. What if smoker was a tbd poster. Smoker is about 60 years old. Has a very sad demeanor. Probably a result of bad football and smoking.
  7. That will happen in October. Good suggestions. However how many irons can one household really need? The one we have works just fine. It's a black and decker iron. Pretty sweet actually. Stainless steel I think. Pretty nice. Retractable cord. You know. Get the job done with the right amount of steam. Cool man. Hopefully you get the best job. Jk. You're right. I will decide within the next 10 days.
  8. Ha ha. Im not trying to be funny. It's just happening. I wanted to know what you guys would do. I know what Im going to do. Nothing about it. Keep saying hi hoping that he tells me to eff off or he dies of smoking, whichever comes first.
  9. This is a gift for you Im sure.... Or Meat7. I'll fill it with 5 gallons of really really cheap wine for him. He wouldnt even know the difference. You guys want a pimp? I already have the 70's music, so I could.
  10. I said NON BORING suggestions. How about 10 $50 dollar bottles? You always have to add a medium Chef. Always.
  11. It snows in WNY and the girls are ugly over there. Sorry. Id rather be dying of thirst in a 99 story apartment building full of rats. That really is better than WNY.
  12. Poor japs and chinese. Not only do they have noodle dicks, but they cant even use them.
  13. Just strip dance for her. Edit: Or are you too scared?
  14. That's true. Still an idea. Not a gun person. I dont really like killing too much. I already invest in other stuff. Is Disneyland worth it? I will spend the entire $500 there in one day.
  15. Update:He doesnt like to say hello either. It's been going on for a couple of years like this... Yesterday I had the kids at the job. When we got home. I happened to park right in front of his stupid house. Dammit! He was probably just getting home from work too. So he left stuff in the trunk. He was taking long on purpose to avoid me. And I was doing the same thing. I was tripple checking the car to make sure the kids didnt leave backpack or anything in the car hoping that he would just get his ass in his house. We were both playing the avoiding game. So we didnt say hi last night. Weird.
  16. When I surprised my wife with the cruise it was the weakest delivery EVER. Monday night a month ago I told her I wonder how much is it to go to Cabo. I checked Carnival website that night. "Hon it's pretty affordable, I think I will book it" Then tuesday morning I booked it and told called her. "Honey I got them" She said, "Cool" Then we hung up very soon after. Replace "cruise" with any household item that you pick up before heading home. No happy sex. No surprise sex. But that was all on me. What if I just give her the $500? All of it. Lame? Boring? Cool?
  17. I love the Flash and you rarely see blood.
  18. You're not supposed to be picky at an orgy. You dont know the rules.
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