When I surprised my wife with the cruise it was the weakest delivery EVER. Monday night a month ago I told her I wonder how much is it to go to Cabo. I checked Carnival website that night. "Hon it's pretty affordable, I think I will book it"
Then tuesday morning I booked it and told called her. "Honey I got them" She said, "Cool" Then we hung up very soon after.
Replace "cruise" with any household item that you pick up before heading home. No happy sex. No surprise sex. But that was all on me.
What if I just give her the $500? All of it. Lame? Boring? Cool?