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What did that stupid guy do to cause her reaction? He had to do something. Men always deserve a good beating.

Dont work in construction.

Filling up on gas when Im only down to 50%

No no no. Nice try. I just checked their polos. They have a lot of light colors. YOU CHOOSE PINK clothing. But anyway it's all good if you like it. I have never done it and doubt I ever will.

Tampon or no tampon?

Smart people are calling the shots. Dump people are taking the shots.

I used to listen to Ez-e. Not anymore since hes dead. Ice cube has some good songs. Dre is a good producer. However as a rapper, he's just ok.

Do you cry when you see sunsets? It was tough for me the first year just like the article stated. However I was very immature. We had many problems. Everything is good now though.

That is your house. But now I know who stole my ornament!!! Gotcha

Why would anyone want to eat crap? How do you get past the odor?

Dont like using words venti or grande

Thigh high? That's a pantyhouse isn't? Before or after taking a crap.

It's not that overpriced. Medium Iced Coffe McDonalds 2.08 with tax Medium Iced Coffe at Star 2.65 or 2.85 Basically the same. Cooler spot. But it's all good. Does anyone have a drink they recommend?

Um. No they're not. I have never worn a pink shirt. EVER. No polos, no dress shirts. Pink is for women. 100% Im not taking that beatiful color from them. By the way that's just what the cup said. Strawberry acai "heavy lemon" However, when i ordered it all I said. "Can I get a strawberry acai with lemonade instead of water" Ps. Dont go to Jamba Juice then. All the names are fruity. Mangolicious Very berry strawberry. Play on word drinks.

That's a nerd shot. She's a 6 fixxxed up.

10 years later she will still look fine. Which is why I love older women.

First world problems

Lemondade drinking makes me a woman?? On a hot ass day? Really? Then Im a lesbian.

Exactly, can we not discuss masterbation anymore?

Cool stories are ok. NOT HORROR STORIES. How do you do it? Everytime I go to a friends house I get offered "Coffe anyone" I have coffe like 350 times a year. Cool drink of the day. Strawberry Acai Refresher. BUT Add lemonade to it. It was recommended to me by a good friend. Strawberry Acai "Heavy Lemon"

who Cares

Morning sex.

Nice catch. Man you guys dont miss anything. Meant to type. I dont masturbate. But good for you, that you do. Just to be clear, I USED TO masturbate. Years ago. Like 8 years ago. Just dont feel like it.

Yuck. Nope dont masturbate like you. But wait, how is this going to make my friend more money?

Wow. Every now and then they correct it. Most of the times they go with the flow or even repeat my order using medium or large. They must not like you. But dont take it personal.