BillsBruce

Special Secret Song Inside? I want to (Super Bowl) party on your p****, baby!

Yep, pivotal. As in the game turned on that call. And that's the one that particularly leaves me scratching my head. If an official makes/blows a call like that, is it better or worse if it's fixed? If it's intentional (rigged) or a bad call (incompetence), it matters not; the outcome is the same - the game is decided not by the players on the field, but by the officials. Not how it's supposed to be. Who cares if it's fixed? And I also feel that a blown call in the first quarter is more tolerable than one during crunch time. Just like I'm significantly less upset with Stevie making that fumble in the first quarter. I'm tired of the shoddy product.

Carwell Gardner #35. Still, and always will be, one of my favorite Bills. Loved his blocking, power running and kicking Bryan Cox's arse. Saw him ice the game vs. the Packers at the Rich in '94.

Got it!

Not that we don't believe you, but I think we're gonna have to have some proof. Just to be safe, you know. Photographic evidence will suffice. Me, I'll have coffee from my Bills mug, then be in my Bills boxers, hopefully shorts if the weather cooperates, my Thurman SB XXV throwback and gathered with the gang in East Corning.

Anybody got any good O.J. jokes?

And then the O*** S**.

Thanks, I needed that!

I don't get it again. But seriously, folks... This thread is about a nice little, interesting and nostalgic photo essay. Does it really really have to become another Top 10 List of double homicide jokes? No, REALLY? Don't know about the rest of you, but I've heard them all, mostly from the same morons who asked me first if I knew what "Bills" stands for (if you haven't heard that one, congratulations on your first birthday. Hope you had a nice party. With puppies and kitties and duckies). It's been a long time and they weren't funny when they were fresh. Can we please stop? I choose to remember how excited I was watching O.J. break 2000 as I was decorating the Christmas tree. Better memory. Please; just say no to easy, unfunny attempts at humor. Newsflash: it ain't clever. Maybe you think they're funny (for the 10,000th time), but I bet I'm not the only one who disagrees. Can we make TBD and TSW an O.J. Joke-Free Zone?"

I don't get it.

Harrrummph! (in strong agreement, as in, "I didn't get a Harumph outta that guy!" Governor William J. LePetomaine Also one of my all time fave Bills. Loved the #26 corner blitz as well.

Is it really? Knowing where to place the superfluous apostrophe is sooooo hard! Is it Bill's? Bills'? I kinda like this variation; B'ills.

Love it!

No, unlike in MLB with its guaranteed contracts. My Mets released Jason Bay and he was signed by the Mariners, so he's earning a really nice double dip paycheck this season. In fact he and Bobby Bonilla are the Mets highest paid outfielders this season!

C.J. really needs to do a much better job of pass blocking/blitz pick-up to be considered an every down back. Maybe Thurman can teach him.

Other thread.

Funny you bring up The Chroisen One. I was wondering yesterday if Ryan Nassib could be The Chroisen One II. Hmmmm...

And I guarantee there's many more like us. TBD must have, like, serious bandwidth usage spikes every five minutes or so on Mondays lately And we don't care how hungry them young'uns are. You keep driving 'em around until we have a new HC!

I can only hope it was the same cab driver who got in a wreck and ruined Duaner Sanchez's career as a New York Met.

And NO superfluous apostrophes, dammit! ("How long till you grow tired of our idiot's?")

The standing red buffalo rocks! Only official team logo with a penis. (To the best of my knowledge.) Followed by a few hearty Tim "The Tool-man" Taylor grunts.

I got me a sweet Thurman 34 Super Bowl XXV Mitchell and Ness that took a long time to get to me after ordering. Guess you could say it was on a slow boat... Thurman 'cause he's my all-time fave Bill. Running, catching and blocking. I would give my left threaded fastener for a Carwell Gardner 35, but I heard Bryan Cox 51 bought 'em all up, flipped 'em off and burned 'em. Does anyone have one they would trade for a Mike Williams 68 that smells like mothballs and not game day cigar smoke?

AMEN, AMEN, AMEN! Can I get another amen? AMEN! My buds can tell you that I was griping about using a roster spot on a Kickoff Specialist all day Sunday. I'm sure Mr. Potter is a nice enough young man, but I woulda much rather seen Derek Hagan or Naaman Roosevelt in that roster spot coming out of camp. Couldn't Potter have been Practice Squaded until it became CRYSTAL clear that return coverage was a GLARING weakness and WR was not? Now we have a KO Specialist AND Ruvell Martin, STer Extraordinaire and a depleted and suspect WR corps. It's a head-scratcher to me.

LOVED KD! (Still do.) I'll always have fond memories of my first time at Rich Stadium for a Bills game and watching Kenny (181 yds., 2 TDs) and Thurman (103 yds.) and even Carwell (34 yds.) run roughshod over the Falcons. (Thanks to pro-football-reference.com for the exact stats.) I remember Kenny popping out for a long run from scrimmage (64 yds., I'm reminded). I also remember Tasker wrapping and standing up Deion for the next man downfield on punt coverage to level after Deion had prime-timed on a kickoff return for a TD in a previous posession (it was already 0-38 in the 2nd quarter before that return). But that's a Tasker story, not a KD story. I digress. Thanks, Kenneth Davis for being a Bill and for some great memories!