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I mean, it looks bad and all, but I never would have thought it was career ending.

I can overlook the LA game. The lack of velocity on that pick, however, is galling. I’m pretty sure that pass couldn’t even have caught up with Pete Metzelaars on a dead run releasing into the flat unless he took a good chuck at the LOS.

Beware the drama and substance fueled afters hours hanging out. I worked in 3 very different places as a bartender/server in my late teens/early twenties, a country club, a beach club, and a nice restaurant, that were all very similar in that regard.

You would think as part of the settlement, based on Reggie's going rate, the jury would have at least stipulated that he had to lose 25 yards for the Rams in 2018 to collect on it.

You think? The QBs wouldn't know what was going on. The HC and OC obviously wouldn't know what was going on. And the fans in Baltimore would certainly demand to know "What the hell is going on?!?!"

Why does Flacco keep throwing the ball high and behind him into traffic?

Ok, you asked for it. But I don't want to hear through the grapevine that BBF got fired for getting caught practicing a little onanism in the office.

Better? Is she the woman of your dreams, now?

IDK. I think she's still a "maybe not."

I don’t know? In the grand scheme of things, I’d probably rather have an Order of Yoni made from a vagina than one of those everyday generic light beers made for one.

Yeah, those were the days. Teenage sex nowadays just comes with far too many felony charges... wait... that’s not what you... uh... never mind. Huh. It’s been so long that I’ve eaten at a fast food joint that I didn’t even realize Burger King went to a more traditional wait staff.

Had to change a tire on High Street in Buffalo and almost got run over by a Metro bus when I was crouched by the wheel with the tire iron in hand. Had the heater core in a car blow out in the dead of winter on my way back from Clifton Hill at 1 am. Filled the passenger seat floor with antifreeze, left a green film on the windshield, and we froze our asses off. Had an 80s series Olds Cutlass with T-tops that were designed so poorly that they shunted water into the windshield posts for drainage. They rotted so bad that when I took it to a garage to have the brakes done the mechanics left it on the lift overnight to finish the job in the morning, the frame flexed due to the lack of roof support with the T-tops and it blew out the windshield. I was visiting a friend in NYC in ~’95. Had a mid-80s high mileage, WNY winter beaten 4 cylinder 5-speed manual transmission econocar. When dropping into the driver’s seat right as we were heading home the front seat posts tore out of the floor and the seat tipped back and nearly deposited me in the back seat. I had to drive it from NYC to Buffalo with the seat lifting up every time I shifted, pushed down on the brake, or when the car accelerated. Was driving home from Buffalo to Ann Arbor one Christmas night when the computer in my car burned out and stranded me just south of Port Huron. I managed to get a flatbed to tow me and my car to Ann Arbor for almost as much as what it ultimately cost to fix the car, and I got home at about 3 am and had to be to work at 6 am. I could go on... and on... and on.

Wow. It takes serious work to be that negative. Kudos on the effort, if nothing else. I think it may be Chris Ivory he's mad at, "McCoy’s backups are uninspiring to be kind in inefficient 30-year-old washed-up grinder Chris Ivory...", though I think in a roundabout way he also just called Travaris a space cadet, "and journeyman space back Travaris Cadet."

Right now? Like, right this moment? As I’m typing this? It’s the off-season, dude. The booze, apps, giant ass rib eye, port, and dessert... and if I’m being honest, more booze... are having much more of an impact on how I’m feeling right now than the Bills, which I would describe as feeling as though I happily and stupidly ate a, albeit delicious, bowling ball.

The OP said this was not about physical shortcomings. I’m a big, lazy, procrastinator. Big time. To the extent that it makes my life very uncomfortable when I start pulling consecutive all nighters like I was back in college in order to meet deadlines. This is increasingly problematic now that I’m in my mid 40s and don’t have the stamina for it anymore.

I opened this thread to find quick and easy crow recipes for dinner and seemed to have tripped into the 2-14 prediction thread... or did I?

Fighting for Jesus... clothes optional

Respect the Process and the Doo Rags

Somebody? I think you’re being generous.

Not sure what you’re getting at, here. I mean, I’m all for talking football but I don’t find it THAT stimulating... ?

Not to confuse the issue, Russ, but if you’re finally coming out shouldn’t you be letting the guys know that you’re available?

Impressive. Not only do you manage to post one handed, but you’re doing it from the great beyond. Wait, what?! I thought it was “MR Shaw” or “Billy-just sayin’”?! Now I’m so confused.

I thought he was 7 feet tall, kills men by the hundreds, and consumes his opponents with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse?

- Bill Gates will continue to earn in a minute more than I make in a month. - Bill Belichick's soul will find it's final resting place in the possession of his dark master. - Bill Nye, in a stunning turn of events, will abandon his life's work and become Bill Nye, The Creationist Guy.