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Have the waterboy set the cardboard cutout Josh up in the backfield for the first few drills so the defense can wear themselves out a little. The smug douchey look on his face is grating on them and they're ready to kill him again.

They have a forum? Is it a chat room on the JLo fanclub website? FIFY

Devin Singletary is used in a role similar to the way Alvin Kamara split time with Mark Ingram and is in contention for OROY.

Teach you the levitating towel trick?!?! Ok... fine. So you put your hand here, like so, think really hard about Poyer’s lady and then slowly raise your hand. Voila. DUDE?!?! That is NOT cool on so many levels!

What about Kelvin Benjamin's time with the Bills makes you think he could play TE? If he's a pass catching TE, he needs to catch passes. If he's not, he needs to make physical contact with defenders. IIRC, he does neither.

I wonder if he'll actually accept the invite once he realizes that it means he'll have to agree to catch footballs as part of the workout.

Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT!!

I could see where you could get confused, but I think this belongs in the “Post a picture of a rapey Bill” thread.

I read the thread title and thought this was going to be about the fact that he's finally able to grow facial hair.

Better that than getting swaffled.

Hopefully he's 7' tall and can consume opponents with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.

Derrick Holmes

Is that his name? I always thought it was Shoulda-Ben Gronk.

Born and raised in WNY; lived in or around downtown Buffalo from the mid nineties until 2005. I hedged on whether or not I currently live in Bills territory. By zip code it's New Orleans, but I live 6 blocks from the local Bills backers bar, so...

a heptad of responses: a. I saw a thread b. I read the comments in the original post c. I read the article that was linked d. I questioned the connection between the article and the comments made about it e. I stated my point of view, while also taking a tongue-in-cheek stab at BM's douchiness, by posting on a message board designed for exactly that f. if a messenger leads me to infer unrelated things about whatever it is they're delivering g. bang

Two things: 1) I fail to see what this report has to do with the Hue Jackson nonsense, or why it would even be considered controversial. This bland, vague article doesn't even quote Mayfield directly, it just states that up until at least the day before the draft he didn't know the Browns were picking him, and that he thought the Pats*** would trade up to 2 per his agent if he didn't get drafted first overall. 2) It's Baker Mayfield, so while there's is nothing inherently douchy in the Yahoo report, of course he's a being douchebag. It's like asking if Chance the Snapper was being a reptile or not when they found him hanging out in Humbolt Park in Chi town.

You don't know that. His employer may appreciate the irony in trading figurative for literal.