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transient

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  1. Guess he must not have thought that Drew could fit-it-up. One will be remembered for being a first ballot HOF’er... the other because he has a pornostache.
  2. The point is, as of today, nearly half of his punts have been inside the 20 (15 of 31), yet the stat you’re focusing on is the average distance of his punts. If he kicked the ball further on those punts what good does that do? If he’s kicking from his 45 a punt downed within the 10 is going to decrease his average distance, yet it’s a good punt. By NFL rankings, taking into account game situations, average yd per return, total and net yardage, etc he’s ranked 5th in the league, but carry on with your explanation of how he sucks.
  3. The fingers on the gloves can’t bend themselves. Stone is stone.
  4. Anybody else hear Will Ferrell in their head every time the Texans run the ball?
  5. Guess she should’ve saved the sixer from Consumers until after she picked up her pizza.
  6. Please use the search function. There are numerous existing threads bitching about today’s win. I find this one just as unsatisfy as those, therefore hardly worthy of its own thread.
  7. Yeah! If he would just punt the ball through the endzone instead of trying to put it inside the 20 all the time his average would be better... right? Idiot kickers.
  8. Maybe the NFL has just taken the next logical step in ruining the game and started assigning the outcome regardless of the actual game, much as they currently officiate it.
  9. Welcome to "Proud to be 'Merican 2018"... f&^%*(! nauseating.
  10. Oy Vey. Between Zay's family and Tre's family the Bills are gonna have to bring in a genealogy scout.
  11. No, but he uses it on his hands which is why when he’s able to separate them they clap back together so forcefully.
  12. Dropping something suggests you actually had it in your hands to begin with. It's more likely that the invitation bounced off of KB's chest.
  13. I know the off button is in the ear hole somewhere.
  14. I thought he was saying culture grabbed strategy by the... err... ladybits.
  15. I take it today’s exchange rate for an “s” is a “c”. You realize you’re essentially complaining about what they found in the dumpster, right? They’re not going to fix their offenSe with a broken lawn chair, an umbrella with a jammed up frame, and a touque with a small hole in it. They’re just churning the bottom of their roster and hoping to hit on low risk, higher ceiling injury recoveries or guys who were on the bubble of someone else’s cuts.
  16. I want him to answer every question by just rephrasing the question like Andy during the speed dating scene in The 40 Year Old Virgin (Do you want me to be f%#*+£g r%#€#%#d?). It will be like watching a Doug Whaley press conference, only intentional.
  17. Fortunately for you, as a Bills fan, you don’t have to deal with it very often. Also, if you pronounce catch the same way you pronounce watch you’re an idiot.
  18. I wanted to punch him in the throat when he kept whining about no roughing the passer call on Edmunds. He’s insufferable.
  19. What would the Bills record be with Peterman? Is this Josh Allen’s team moving forward? Can Robert Foster be a #1 WR? I’m mad as hell at WGR for using TT’s cadence on their broadcasts, and I’m not going to take it anymore. I blame reality TV, specifically the Kardashians...
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