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He might look a little better on punt returns if someone would introduce the concept of a fair catch to him. I honestly can't think of a time he's actually called for one. There's no way he should have tried to return the one he fumbled.

Pics or it didn't happen... on second thought, I'll take your word for it.

And you call yourself a -fan.

Had I known of your powers I would have bought you a Bobby Hart jersey and tix to the ATL game for Christmas.

Slap a 95 on it and call it a throwback. You'll be glad that you did.

That's it... that's all I can take. Fire McDermott. Fire Beane. I am so done with this team.

He only made the comment after consulting the ESPN NFL Playoff Machine, Wade Phillips edition.

FIFY

FIFY

Yes, but karma owes this dude after Ben Affleck broke a paddle on his ass.

I’m going with https://www.slow-watches.com as a commentary on their blocking prior to the Pats*** game; half speed and one handed. 😂

I thought that was a Phil Dunphy quote from Modern Family.

Conversely, closet Duke fans can tell their friends they're going to see naked women with grating French Canadian accents as they sneak across the border to take in a TiCats game.

I would contend that this has been, at least in part, by design. Outside of 2018, they've developed Allen with reliable veterans around him. As Allen has grown he's proven he can carry the load by himself if needed. They can afford the growing pains of developing young talent around him now... and they'll need the cap relief of guys on rookie deals once his contract extension kicks in.

Exactly as I remembered it.

Classic Sullivan... miserable little man with a grandiose self-opinion whose work screams "self-proclaimed smartest guy in the room", yet again oblivious to the fact that his snark reflects more obviously on his own shortcomings - calling attention to the fact he's an insufferable little prick whose schtick ultimately left him without a credible platform - than it does on the person it was directed at. Thanks for reminding us why most of us don't miss you, Jerruh. Enjoy your crumbs.

Will Alex Geurerro and his magic avacado ice cream get an assist on that MVP? ~~wink~~wink~~.

Maybe he bought each their very own copy of “Blocking for dummies”.

I’m not so sure. I can see where there’s a difference of opinion. Unless someone else is superimposed, though, there’s definitely an “-fd” in there at the end. Maybe it’s one of the fans yelling it at him at the end of what he’s saying, but it’s definitely there.

Mac Jones… ughh. If only I had another soul to exchange for the winds of hell.

I heard SMFD.

The ball comes out of his hand with all of the zip of the great Nate Peterman. If that's all he's got, the defense and the running game will only be able to protect him for so long. If not for the team around him dictating their style of play he'd be leading the league in INTs.

League rules state that protesting the awarding of conditional draft picks to NE*** shall result in a conditional draft pick awarded to NE*** AND a free phantom PI call awarded to the Bucs. Now, excluding NE*** and Marciaville, football fans everywhere is owe an apology by @Ridgewaycynic2013 or whoever.