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“Doug Whaley would have been fine if he just got to hire his own head coach.” The no nonsense professionalism of the Wizard has made me see the error of my ways.

I think he should change his first name to Greyturkey.

You think they're trying to move all the way up to #3?!?!?

About 20 years ago a neighbor of mine crashed his car while drunk. Assuming someone witnessed the crash and called the police, he left it there and walked to the nearest bar for the express purpose of doing as many shots as he could while loudly bemoaning the fact he crashed his car. He figured it would be hard to prove when he had actually consumed the alcohol if people witnessed him pounding enough shots. Pretty ballsy, and pretty stupid, but as far as I know it worked. Either that or no one in the small town actually gave a **** enough to call the police. 🤷‍♂️

Maybe he got new glasses and realized he spent >100K on something that looks like a motorized stage coach without horses so he waved his arm while telling one of his entourage "Out of my sight with this monstrosity."

Yes, but the wolf thinks this take is about as well thought out as the original post.

What of Chan's, exactly, are we supposed to fire that wasn't fired when Chan was fired? Can we just fire FireChans instead?

If Dolphins fan were to get together with Jaguars fan and his collection of blue tarps to talk football would it build a sense of bonding and community, or would each feel a sense insecurity and distrust at the shattered sense of identity that would accompany the realization that they weren't the only fan of a Florida based NFL team in the world?

Where’s the fun in waiting for him to turn his back?

I think someone probably monitors to make sure while he’s doing these things he’s not making effeminate Tom Brady noises or gestures like at Carnival, or while jumping off a waterfall, or when sliding down a big scary water slide. I mean, if you’re gonna put the goods at risk you damn well better man up and make the franchise proud.

Pete Metzelaars. I could never accept his genetically inferior gingerness.

If I let go of my sense of entitlement all I'll have is my seething anger towards anyone who doesn't share my opinion... CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!

Yes, but you could have invited Russell Wilson... loser.

Encouraging the average Joe to try these has “fool with a crushed windpipe in the ER” written all over it.

I still remember the odd, dead, “echoey” sound the ball made when either team punted. Regardless of whatever they did to keep it warm on the sideline, it must have been a frozen brick by the time they kicked it.

I bought tickets for the family for Christmas- Per the Bills website, #2 coldest home game in Bills history- “Dec. 26th 1993 – vs. N.Y. Jets, 9 degrees, wind chill of minus-28”. Our drinks, hot chocolate and Jameson included, would turn into slushees within 5 minutes. I froze my foot so bad that the sensation in it wasn’t the same for a least 5 years afterwards. I forced everyone to stay until the last whistle.

Don’t RB years presuppose that he’s seen the type of wear and tear that comes with the position? If he hasn’t played the position he shouldn’t have the wear and tear, though admittedly I don’t know enough about rugby to know what kind of long term physical toll it takes. While he’s clearly an exception, Fred Jackson was almost 27 before he started a game in the NFL, and then he played for 9 years.

Didn’t they already make a movie about Jon Gruden and Marc Davis?

I’m cool with it if it means he doesn’t swap the first “m” for a “J”.

67.9% 9TDs and 2 INTs, 5-1 and 72.7% 8TDs (4 passing, 4 rushing) and 2 INTs, 3-1 - those were Bridgewater's and Hills numbers in relief the last 2 seasons. That team was stacked and made a push to win a SB in 2020 with Brees, and they miscalculated, now they're having to tear it down because they're $100M over the cap. It doesn't take away from Brees career, but he looked brutal for long stretches in 2020. I live in NOLA and saw just about every game. When he came back from the rib fractures, Payton should have stuck to the running game and protected him the way they were doing with Hill, and the way Denver did with Manning. He was out of gas at the end of 2019 as well.

If you think the Saints had a better chance against the Bills with Brees than whomever they eventually roll out in 2021 you haven’t been paying attention. Brees may have finally retired, but his arm called it quits in 2019.

Bill Simpson intercepting Richard Todd to preserve the win against the Jets in the 1981 WC game. I was 9. Pretty sure my dad made me watch it when it was 24-0 because he was convinced Bills history was being made. I don’t really remember much of the specifics of the game except we were watching it in the kitchen on a portable television and there was a whole lot of swearing... then sudden unexpected jubilation with the win... talk about foreshadowing.