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I prefer the first 2018 when we only had to wait until mid season.

I dunno, based on his last physical it doesn’t look promising.

Gotta be pretty frustrating to be brought in to help facilitate communication for a complicated, antiquated defensive system and then be ignored. He probably figured out pretty quickly that he was a recognizable name to appease fans by making it look like Wrex was trying fix a problem that I don’t think Wrex actually believed existed.

He’s the chubby guy in denial bursting through the suit who’s standing behind James Harden’s beard.

Guessing “Held in” is the autocorrect version of Yeldon.

Is that like the level of Darnold and the Jets at 20 winning or Arizona and Murray at 27 winning? Trying to see where the bar needs to be set in order for Allen and the Bills to be ranked ahead of more than just the Giants, the corpse of Eli Manning, and draft bust in waiting Daniel Jones... the reason not to get upset about it is it’s a trash article written by a moron tasked with captioning a slideshow.

DOOOOOMED!

Do these nightmares tend to start at 1:00 EST on Sundays during the autumn and winter months? Do they seem sooooooo real that they're almost believable if not for the fantastically impossible array of ways in which the team finds to lose games? Does it seem almost like the movie Groundhog Day, except in this version the screenwriter has an unfathomable sense of cruelty toward the people of the Western NY region? Just curious...

And it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

Ends??? Herb playing the euphonium sounds to me like things are just getting started. Not sure how I managed to do that? I know his name, and “p” and “b” aren’t even close to one another on the keyboard.

Cool. Maybe tonight after the pick-6 Bob Costas will morph into Walking Dead Marv Alpert in panties and a garter and bite Tom Brady and Bill Belichick during the sideline melee... just a little social experiment to see how prone to suggestion your dreams are.

FYI, publicly discussing Bills culture without prior consent is a HIPAA violation, Schefter.

Before you go you could at least have the decency to start a feeble thread grandstanding... err... apologizing to anyone you may have offended and, while you’re at it, maybe a thread to poll members on whether or not you should stay. I can’t answer the first question, but the answer to the second is cheese... I mean it has to be cheese, right?

If it’s going quickly, clearly the thread doesn’t have prostate issues. And where are these aforementioned rails the thread is peeing off of? I’d like to avoid them.

That’s what happens when you build a city 7 feet below sea level on sandy ground in a rainy climate...

Eff Barkley... he’s the best looking (assuming you’re into meathead Jessie Pinkman) Marry Fitz... he’s got a Haaaavaaad degree in finance, so he’d probably be the best provider Kill Tyrod... because by the end of his Bills tenure he made me want the bash my own head in with a rock or maybe Eff Tyrod... cuz he’s got that irresistible sense o style that oozes “Hey baaabbyyy” Marry Barkley... cuz dems da rules and ya gotta marry someone Kill Fitz... for continually raising my hopes and then crushing them in a torrent of last minute boneheaded interceptions I didn’t bother to read it. This is the gist of the thread, right???

Not gonna happen... unless, maybe, you can convince Gruden that Shady is the Bills emergency QB... in which case he’d be all over that shiznit.

Clelin Ferrell = Colin Farrell's dyslexic doppleganger (why are you looking at me like that... it's only fitting that the nickname be a bit of a reach)

Daniel Jones = Gettleman's Folly

Glenn had a massive contract and ankle issues and by “giving him away” Beane acquired the draft capital to move up and get Allen...

Because he’s smart enough to realize he would have been getting HOF talent at a fire sale price?

So Ed, before I hand over this pen for you to sign on the dotted line, we’ve prepared a little slideshow of things we never want to see you do again...

I thought this was a trick question. I would have guessed Chris Fischetti.

T. Tsujimoto.

The ones where Ty Montgomery played running back because it justifies the Bills drafting DK Metcalf and converting him to a tackle.