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Aside from the fact that, as everyone is pointing out, he looks no different than usual, these “fairly recent” photos were “week 1 of OTAs” according to the photo captions… the workouts aren’t even mandatory at that point…

Funny, I heard he was going to join forces with Kyle Turley and Albert Haynesworth and start an anger management counseling service.

FIFY.

The Temptations - My Girl I guess… you’d say What can make be feel this way…

Or even the ghost of Harry Caray... I mean, Whiskers even has Chicago ties already.

"Deez Nuts have seen a lot of love" was there for the taking... 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♂️

Are you asking for your boyz to be woken up before you go... go?

Urban dictionary "prefixes" for, respectively, select portions of or all of the phrase in question..

Soooo... your sons or your nutz?

It will also take longevity, so they better stop using him as their alternative to a legitimate backfield.

Who is Jordan Palmer?!?! Brother of Carson?!?! 🤦‍♂️ Nephew of Jim? 🤷‍♂️ Grandson of Arnold? 🤔 Close acquaintance of Rosie? 🤭

I'm not totally convinced that Minshew isn't actually Mayfield dressed in a mullet wig, a fake mustache, a jockstrap and a pair of jorts... I mean, has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?

Inconceivable... I heard quite the opposite from someone's bro who caught her unprofessional doctors chatting it up at the country club about her death. Could this be a real life Weekend at Bernie's scenario?

My mother used to make "sun tea", steep a bunch of teabags in a glass jar out in the sun, and then add a little lemonade mix. Growing up I thought that was what sweetened ice tea was... basically an Arnold Palmer. The first time I had the misfortune of drinking southern sweet tea I literally did a spit take with it in the restaurant. I'm pretty sure the "tea" is only for coloring so that you can tell the difference between regular water and that awful sugar water.

Cuz try as I might, "you'uns" just never caught on... it's the 2020s "fetch".

Word on the street is that Pharrell Williams is no longer... happy... ... with the BBQ spare ribs in Florida and is now seeking a move to KC.

Mort, show him what he’s won…

In which case, maybe it should be "H8STHE"

May she get well soon... I just hope it's not her spleen.

Tyreek sure has a lot to say about Tua’s pretty balls… 🤷‍♂️

This just made my day.

And wasn’t even tasked with coordinating a run game in the process. I think he realized he needed a little more time in the incubator, personally.

OK, but Tua's impressing in Miami. Tyreek Hill thinks he has the prettiest balls of anyone he's ever played with.

Maybe he can hold off filing the retirement paperwork until Allen’s also ready to retire. You know, just trying to keep the bad Fitz juju from signing that contract away from our starting QB’s availability.