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Meh, I guess selling one's soul only buys them so much extra time... ...that's a shame.

St. Josh the Fish Squisher

Yeah… like we did for poor little Nate Peterman after that San Diego game. Everyone deserves another chance, right. How is (s)he still in the league?!?!

Huh… I never realized Alan Pergament was deaf.

~~Checking Google to see when the Black album was realeased~~ Uhhh… it’s 30 yrs too late. 🤷‍♂️

If you need more evidence that Brady is a POS, it would seem he just pulled the pin on a big ol' poop grenade before tossing it to Kraft, a man he has professed to have great affection for in the past... not that I won't stand back and laugh at the mess that explosion's destined to leave.

To those suggesting Brady is somehow more likable in Tampa, 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 He remains in his own orbit when it comes to douchiness… and he’s in outer space with his beliefs in general. My sole hope with Brady is he gets busted for PEDs and tarnishes his legacy like Bonds, McGuire, Armstrong, etc. No one’s arm gets stronger in their 40s. That said, I hope Tampa wins and Brady ruptured his Achilles taking a knee to end the game.

Did he really forget, though?

Don't forget QB factories like Miami (OH), Alcorn State, Boston College, Iowa Barnstormers/Amsterdam Admirals, Brigham Young, Purdue... just a few of the random places that teams found QBs that have ended up in the top 20 in spurious historical NFL QB rankings.

Weeellllll… He did wrastle and tame an angry bullet in the end zone yesterday. What a catch.

Purely based on the word “impact” I’m going with Epenesa. I think he hits Heinike so hard that the shockwave fractures another one of Tua’s ribs.

So now it's about the fact that you don't find Beth Mowins attractive and you're projecting that as the reason others don't like her voice? Who's the misogynist now?

It is gender related insofar as her female biology is responsible for the development of her vocal cords which produce her godawful voice. Beyond that, all else being equal, she would be just as annoying to listen to if she had the same voice AND a penis.

Always enjoyed his candor behind the mic almost as much as his on-field production. Congratulations on a great career.

I once had a dream that I was drowning a cat in front of Gugny to prove a point, except that I don’t know Gugny so it was Mr. Met, but not actually Mr. Met, more like a Mr. Met/Ghostbusters sized Stay Puft Marshmallow Man hybrid. Anyway, because he was so large and the cat was so small, he couldn’t really see it so it really wasn’t making my point so I just let it go. Being that it was a wet cat, it was seriously pissed, and it clawed me all up. As the cat’s running away Sigourny Weaver shows up, but not the somewhat sexy Ghostbusters version, more like the militant Ripley version from Alien: Resurrection. She gives me a nasty, judgemental look because of all the scratches but proceeds to turn into the Zuul dog-thing from Ghostbusters and starts licking the scratches. Hear me out, at it’s core it’s Sigourney Weaver and whether it’s sexy Sigourney or Alien: Resurrection Sigourney or the dog-thing from Ghostbusters Sigourney or whatever, I’m thinking when am I going to have this sort of brush with celebrity again, amiright, so, you know, we start going at it. Right before she tries to bite my head off like a preying mantis I wake up in a cold sweat. The Bills weren’t playing that week, and the Sabres alway lose, so I don’t think it had any sports bearing. If there was any meaning in it, which I tend to doubt, it may have been my subconscious’s way of telling me that I should steer clear of The Old Absinthe House in the Quarter.

Maybe I’m an ogre, but after a couple seconds of that I was like “STFU you squeaky little pansy! There’s no crying in football.”

Fields paid the trainer to shank Dalton with the needle from a nerve block?!?! 😱

Am I concerned? It depends, is doughboy near my lunchbox?

I always knew Kelly was a bum. They should have benched him and started Reich. Oh, and Ralph is cheap.

Baltimore put up 251 yds rushing at a 6+ ypc clip on that KC defense last night... was that REALLY that surprising of a call? I think it would have been more surprising if they hadn't gone for it.

If Tua doesn't get hurt yesterday it means he wasn't actually starting. He's made of glass.

You say that as though the two things are mutually exclusive.

Tom Brady’s footlong

Subway, you know me too well.

Seems like Mahomes may already have a foot in the door as a spokesperson...