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When Josh is beatified what will his handle be?
transient replied to Beerball's topic in Fantasy Football
St. Josh the Fish Squisher -
Beth Mowins to call Bills-Texans
transient replied to Giuseppe Tognarelli's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Yeah… like we did for poor little Nate Peterman after that San Diego game. Everyone deserves another chance, right. How is (s)he still in the league?!?! -
Beth Mowins to call Bills-Texans
transient replied to Giuseppe Tognarelli's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Huh… I never realized Alan Pergament was deaf. -
Bucs at Patriots - How to Process this Game
transient replied to BillsfaninSB's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
To those suggesting Brady is somehow more likable in Tampa, 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 He remains in his own orbit when it comes to douchiness… and he’s in outer space with his beliefs in general. My sole hope with Brady is he gets busted for PEDs and tarnishes his legacy like Bonds, McGuire, Armstrong, etc. No one’s arm gets stronger in their 40s. That said, I hope Tampa wins and Brady ruptured his Achilles taking a knee to end the game.- 80 replies
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Did he really forget, though?
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Don't forget QB factories like Miami (OH), Alcorn State, Boston College, Iowa Barnstormers/Amsterdam Admirals, Brigham Young, Purdue... just a few of the random places that teams found QBs that have ended up in the top 20 in spurious historical NFL QB rankings.
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Weeellllll… He did wrastle and tame an angry bullet in the end zone yesterday. What a catch.
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Beth Mowins to call Bills-Texans
transient replied to Giuseppe Tognarelli's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
So now it's about the fact that you don't find Beth Mowins attractive and you're projecting that as the reason others don't like her voice? Who's the misogynist now? -
Beth Mowins to call Bills-Texans
transient replied to Giuseppe Tognarelli's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
It is gender related insofar as her female biology is responsible for the development of her vocal cords which produce her godawful voice. Beyond that, all else being equal, she would be just as annoying to listen to if she had the same voice AND a penis. -
Always enjoyed his candor behind the mic almost as much as his on-field production. Congratulations on a great career.
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I once had a dream that I was drowning a cat in front of Gugny to prove a point, except that I don’t know Gugny so it was Mr. Met, but not actually Mr. Met, more like a Mr. Met/Ghostbusters sized Stay Puft Marshmallow Man hybrid. Anyway, because he was so large and the cat was so small, he couldn’t really see it so it really wasn’t making my point so I just let it go. Being that it was a wet cat, it was seriously pissed, and it clawed me all up. As the cat’s running away Sigourny Weaver shows up, but not the somewhat sexy Ghostbusters version, more like the militant Ripley version from Alien: Resurrection. She gives me a nasty, judgemental look because of all the scratches but proceeds to turn into the Zuul dog-thing from Ghostbusters and starts licking the scratches. Hear me out, at it’s core it’s Sigourney Weaver and whether it’s sexy Sigourney or Alien: Resurrection Sigourney or the dog-thing from Ghostbusters Sigourney or whatever, I’m thinking when am I going to have this sort of brush with celebrity again, amiright, so, you know, we start going at it. Right before she tries to bite my head off like a preying mantis I wake up in a cold sweat. The Bills weren’t playing that week, and the Sabres alway lose, so I don’t think it had any sports bearing. If there was any meaning in it, which I tend to doubt, it may have been my subconscious’s way of telling me that I should steer clear of The Old Absinthe House in the Quarter.
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I hate the Jets with unbridled passion
transient replied to RobbRiddicksTDLeap's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Maybe I’m an ogre, but after a couple seconds of that I was like “STFU you squeaky little pansy! There’s no crying in football.” -
Andy Dalton’s charity picks up steam again
transient replied to YoloinOhio's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Fields paid the trainer to shank Dalton with the needle from a nerve block?!?! 😱 -
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Jim Kelly (and others) had them too
transient replied to BillsFan619's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I always knew Kelly was a bum. They should have benched him and started Reich. Oh, and Ralph is cheap. -
What happens if Tua Doesn’t Get Hurt?
transient replied to JohnNord's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
If Tua doesn't get hurt yesterday it means he wasn't actually starting. He's made of glass. -
Does anyone else sort of avoid this place after a loss?
transient replied to eball's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
You say that as though the two things are mutually exclusive. -
Caption this (while avoiding the ban hammer 😂)
transient replied to transient's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Tom Brady’s footlong -
Caption this (while avoiding the ban hammer 😂)
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Kyle Brandt makes his Super Bowl prediction. MOUNT UP!!!
transient replied to Draconator's topic in The Stadium Wall
Seems like Mahomes may already have a foot in the door as a spokesperson...