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transient

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  1. Yes, but the defense gave up 0.22 pts per game MORE and the Rams LOST one more game in the regular season with Miller than without him... DOOOOOMED!!
  2. Some friends that I met at the buffet at 5:00 last night for dinner told me they’ve got a blue light special on Jitterbug phones and adult diapers in here…
  3. I'm not going to ask why you know that listing exists... Hell of a sales pitch, though. NEW KITCHEN House is in hazardous condition due to debris and animal urine and feces. No direct showings allowed. Do not enter the property.
  4. None of this holds a candle to the time Jerry Sullivan popped out from under a bridge I was crossing and threatened to eat me if I didn’t pay the toll.
  5. ...didn't you mean to tee it up to the part where he's helping himself to everyone's burger and then washing it down with their tasty beverage? Personally, I was thinking more like this...
  6. He and TB12 could hang out down by the school yard... you know, except for the fact all of the parents keep a close eye on Brady after this, so he's not really welcome...
  7. Did it happen to mention if they removed his spleen as a precautionary measure? I'd say great minds and all, but I'm not going to oversell myself here.
  8. WEO-schmeeoh. I still say it's the dreaded spleen.
  9. No judgement here, but you’ll probably notice an immediate difference in your ability to make your cuts without that giant red boxing glove shoved up your ***.
  10. "What's somebody gotta do to earn an eyeroll around here? Seriously?!? It's a "caption this" thread, lighten up, Francis."
  11. The Browns were already Rosen’d before Josh got there.
  12. Quien tiene la cara mas golpeable? Baker Mayfield o Josh Rosen? Mayfield... ...o Rosen? FWIW, I only speak Google translator Spanish. Not surprisingly, there's no direct translation for "punchable".
  13. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt and thinking you were cleverly creating the visual of Tua doused in accelerant to facilitate his crashing and burning... it's disappointing to find out that you're just blind and as dull as the rest of us.
  14. Felt like the painfully slow moving sideline outs and the Peterman reference should be grouped together for maximum effect...
  15. I choose to think of this as QB1’s opportunity to star in a commercial with ME.
  16. Are you assuming Mayfield will get injured or that he will bomb and get benched?
  17. I always associate it with memories of Steve Grogan nearly getting his head torn off of his giraffe neck against the Bears in SB XX.
  18. It's 11:30 your time on a Saturday night and you're on a football message board in July... WHY THE HELL NOT?!?!?!
  19. Aside from the fact that, as everyone is pointing out, he looks no different than usual, these “fairly recent” photos were “week 1 of OTAs” according to the photo captions… the workouts aren’t even mandatory at that point…
  20. Funny, I heard he was going to join forces with Kyle Turley and Albert Haynesworth and start an anger management counseling service.
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