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Sometimes you just gotta take your medicine. It happens. They got their asses handed to them in every phase of the game last night. Coaches and players alike had no answers. Derrick Henry continues to be McDermott's daddy... oh, and Bass shouldn't get any more chances.

Yes... but only if we're talking about Dustin Hopkins.

It's his nose... wait, actually it's his greasy hair... no... no, I think it's probably his voice... hold on, I remember what it was... it was his constant sh!tting on Allen early in Allen's career until it finally became painfully obvious he was wrong and he had to change his tune or risk being known as nothing more than a deliberately obtuse contrarian ass on the subject.

CJ Stroud seems to be able to get Diggs the ball, and he nearly got 100 yards. Shakir only got 72 yards. Clearly it was Diggs who made Allen and not the other way around ~~checks Texans-Vikings score… 👀… frantically but unsuccessfully looks for strikethrough text option on phone~~ 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

This thread is Shrodinger’s cat… until Gugny updates us on the outcome, which is analogous to looking in the box, it’s both alive and dead within the confines of the thread… or in Simon’s twisted world, it’s served over rice.

I mean… have you ever considered writing a country song about it? (At first I felt bad that this was my initial reaction… then I read the part about euthanizing the cat and thought… meh 🤷‍♂️) My actual advice would be to give the cat more than a week to adjust to the death of her companion before making a decision on another cat or on euthanizing this one.

That's how you know it's fake... in combination with the profile picture... and the content of the posts... and the self-deprecating stereotyping... and the fact that all four J-E-T-S are spelled out instead of just the first one in their moronic kindergarten spelling test chant... It's a masterclass in "self mockery" to make real Jets fans look stupid.

According to the article it's 10 players per team per week, which, if it's based just on the 53 man active roster, is almost a 20% chance in any given week that an active player will get tested.

Was Ingram quoted afterwards as saying "It could be worse. I could be Floyd Landis... waking up a piece of s--t everyday."

I find the mention of that game triggering. I'm typically pretty reserved in public while watching a game. I was watching that game at a Bills Backer's Bar in NOLA. I was SCREAMING at the top of my lungs at the TV at Cam Lewis "Bat the #$*&ing ball down! You can't go for the INT you stupid $&*%ing moron! They teach that type of situational awareness in mother&*(*^ing Pee Wee football you $*&^*mn stupid mother*&*^^er!!"... or something to that effect. You get the idea. Sorry... triggering... the point being, that time it wasn't your gear.

I started watching the game in a gray t-shirt instead of my Kyle Williams jersey and Bills hat. As I realized it and stood up to change James Cook broke off that 49 yard run. I promptly sat down and enjoyed the rest of the game swag free.

IMO, intended or not, Musk had the right idea at the reveal...

Can't find the clip of Allen stiff arming the Miami LB to the ground by the chest then running over him. Also one of my favorites.

@Avisan, let me re-create the sequence for you that I was responding to. Regardless of circumstances, playing down to inferior opponents and letting them hang around was a frustratingly common occurrence last season. It's why there was rampant talk that McDermott might not make it through the season last season, if you recall.

I think it's consistent with the 2023 Bills getting beaten by the Jets, Broncos, Jags, and Patriots and nearly getting beaten by the Giants, Bucs, and Chargers.

Lost to the Steelers in 2021, beat Rams 2022, lost to the Jets in 2023… I don’t know that I buy into the premise that they’re any more or less prepared under McDermott than any other team to start the season. They had their moments, but ultimately they let an inferior opponent hang around until the very end Sunday… it’s only getting tougher from here.

Had some work to do so streamed it on the computer and let my wife watch the Saints game on the TV… damn, now I’m gonna have to watch games on the computer until it’s time to shakeup the mojo. 🤦‍♂️

So when you read comments on TBD it's audible to you? That's really strange... You know, auditory hallucinations are not commonly associated with it, but in rare instances they could suggest a ruptured spleen. You may want to get that checked out before it interferes with your ability to fret about nonsense on TBD.

For the last time, I don’t know you and you can’t stay with me when the Bills are in town. Litigating it in the court of public opinion WILL NOT change my mind. 🤨😉😂

I mean who hasn’t shouted “Silence, Jim Nance!!” at their television at least once.

We can’t possibly be thinking of the same Davis…

In KC… with all of their criminals and their criminal fans in attendance… I’m rooting for asteroid.

They could have always Marcus Allen’d his ass to the bench a la Al Davis, but then they wouldn’t have gotten the Vikes 2nd rounder next year.

The board needs a cringing/laughing emoji.

I hope he has fun chasing 14000 yds by dropping balls and pouting when he’s no longer the #1 target and his career is winding down. I hope it’s as infuriating to him as his admission of being a sh!tty self absorbed teammate is to his former teammates and Bills fans whose season he helped submarine in 2023. Prick.