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At first, I thought the high pitched giggling nancy at the end was Tommy boy, but if you watch about 2 second into the ice bath they show a red 12 jersey starting to run away, then slow down. Probably afraid his 'lil pair was gonna shrivel, until he remembered they're tucked safely away in Gisele's Gucci purse.

Conspiracies?! Are you suggesting KFC really IS controlled by the KKK?! No WAY!!

Too much cheese constipates me... Speaking of the strain, it really upset me when the Goth rocker's penis fell off. Is that what happened to Marilyn Manson?

The words might be different, but the content never changes. So close and yet so far... I hope the person filming this eventually helped the little guy out (unless it's a snapper... then he's soup).

I'm not disagreeing, but by that standard >3/4 of the offseason threads would be locked, and a good majority of the rest would end up in OT or PPP...

I was surprised to find a trade discussion thread... then I realized it said "block" not "rock."

Not disagreeing with your logic, but interpreting things a little differently... I think, between Fred and CJ, highly likely that one or both will be injured this season. Whaley has gone out of his way this offseason to surround EJ with talent on the O-line, in the WR corp, and in the backfield. CJ's value is playoffs or bust mentality at OBD, not in a player to be named, or in resigning him to an extension. Front office is playing this season for their jobs with new ownership looming, regardless of what they say in the media... either that or they are really naive. 4 quality backs are insurance for this, IMO. Marrone may not use more than 2 per game, but he almost assuredly will use more than 2 in a season. Whether CJ signs an extension or not is irrelevant to the current regime if they're not here. And if they make the playoffs and he doesn't resign, it's not the end of the world.

Tank for McDavid!!! ... Sorry, wrong message board.

I love lamp.

Why do you do this? Predicting utter nonsense... Five, seven, five B word. You've just been haikued, Jesse Pinkman style!

He was the son that came before the father? Inconceivable... were we not discussing the legend, himself.

Actually, I've heard that if you dare to rearrange the letters in "Kiko Alonso" he will show up at your door and literally rip your face off.

They asked him to keep his distance because the offense was getting distracted by the fact that they had to know where he was at all times... despite being on the sideline on one leg.

Chronologically speaking, these are the QBs drafted later than EJ. Care to expand on who exactly you were talking about? Geno Smith Mike Glennon Matt Barkley Ryan Nassib Tyler Wilson Landry Jones Brad Sorensen Zac Dysert B.J. Daniels Sean Renfree Blake Bortles Johnny Manziel Teddy Bridgewater Derek Carr Jimmy Garoppolo Logan Thomas Tom Savage Aaron Murray AJ McCarron Zach Mettenberger David Fales Keith Wenning Tajh Boyd Garrett Gilbert

So you're saying "IN" is out, then?

I found this one, too http://www.forbes.com/sites/carolinehoward/2014/07/30/Bills_bidding_now_two_man_race/

7-11... The nickname reminds me of a bad Fat Albert reference. Has a kind of "you're like school in summer... no class" vibe to it. Instead, I vote we change it to "Home of the Big Gulp" if he makes the team to spruce it up a bit.

This is not meant as a rehash of the "But can TPegs own both the Sabres and Bills" joke, but I'm perplexed by Tannenbaum's involvement in JBJ's group given his ownership of the Leafs. They ARE in competing markets. Can he own both?

... now it's Henry Winkler in a diaper on water skis?

Or eyebrow waxing, two-faced, band mate backstabbing, greedy bottom-line worshipping, Jerry Jones humjob giving "so-called rocker" Jon Bon Jovi if you care to use his full title. Viva Sambora!!

Shoesome Sammy Watkins? So you're saying he's like having your cake and eating it, too?

I assumed the initial post was meant as a joke until I read this. While part of it was probably meant in defense of the response to it, you seem to be a bit confused as to who has assumed the role of the child. A 70,000+ person 7 year hissy fit wouldn't further hurt the area's reputation at all, now would it? As to your suggestion about the JBJ chant, despite my above admonishment of childish behavior, I'd be down with this lesser evil regardless of whether or not the prick was successful in his attempt to buy the team. Viva Sambora!!

I know I suck, but killing me is NOT the answer! Just put the gun down, little girl, and I swear I'll go dash the hopes of Houston fans for a while. I promise I'll never play for the Titans again if you just please let me live!

Looks like I picked the wrong offseason to stop sniffing glue.

Why are you wasting the honeymoon period phase here, then? You only have about 4 more months before the **** hits the fan. Use them wisely. Then again, I hope for your sake you are better at this than I was, and you fall into the other 50%. Congrats (really). Oh, and poll schmoll. Do as you see fit. I don't think I have any objections to you staying even if more than 41% try to cast you off the island, or was it 51%, but then again I'm anonymous fingers on a keyboard, what does my opinion really mean in this context, anyway?