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He's the guy who comes in the package to explain to you how this whole thing works. Most people just throw him in the garbage without ever looking at him.

Bills have some of the best starting field position in the league, with THE worst red zone offense in the league. The D could make up for smoking J's propensity to throw picks if the offense was otherwise averaging in the neighborhood of 24 pts a game instead of 16. Leadership and long term stability are another matter. I guess what I'm saying is DOOONNNN'TTTT CAAAARRRREEEE.

Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.

As opposed to: the Bills would be a winning team if only the Pollyannas would stop drinking the kool-aid, open their eyes, and chant a repetitive and overly negative mantra ad nauseum. Bucky the wonderwhore and Sully (verb literary ironic; damage the purity or integrity of; defile. "they were outraged that anyone should sully their good name" synonyms: taint, defile, soil, tarnish, stain, blemish, pollute, spoil, mar) can suck it. For the record, I move to refer to Sully henceforth as "taint."

We are efficient red zone execution away from said offense. Aside from the SD and NE* games, we would be 7-2 with even middle of the pack red zone efficiency.

Or in your case... an invisible man?

I don't understand the question. I like bacon. I like canned corn. Can I only like one but not the other? What if I put the bacon in the canned corn? Doesn't it make both better? Can't I like both THEN? I'm sorry... I'm confused... I don't understand the question.

I don't understand the question... Is this a trick question? You ask a question about a starting QB, but then you don't give a starting QB option among the answers... I'm sorry... I'm confused... I don't understand the question.

Good call. I switched the avatar in the "switch your avatar to Jim Kelly to show support" thread thinking it was mildly alternative and slightly clever. Both fought cancer... karate Jim unfortunately lost. Let's hope football Jim fares better. Aside from that, I have no karate connection. Given the uptick in the Clippers of the NBA, here's hoping the "Clippers of the NFL" follows suit... If you want something to look forward to, this season SHOULDN'T be easy, or even easy to watch, it should be character building in the interest of good things to come. Let's hope the players use this ugly loss to build off of. The plays were there to be made, and I'm sure they know that. Seasons past, this was the unraveling point. Time to see what they're made of.

Three guesses as to the name of the karate chump and why it's pertinent. For the record, nice to see some fight left in ya, Pyle.

Suck it up, Pyle. No one likes a whiner. We're all fans of the same heartache, here. If you're going to start this crap at 5-4, whatreya gonna do if the wheels really come off? Lie on the floor of your bedroom in the fetal position, crying and sniveling while you write sad poems about your broken heart? Grow a pair and deal with it. These are the Bills. They're not for the faint of heart. And for the record, your screen name is out of date. The Clippers haven't been "The Clippers" since 2010, and there's no longer a threat of the Bills moving to LA. Pull your head out of your ass, get with 2014, and deal with your fandom before everyone at TBD here puts their soap in a sock and beats your whimpering ass with it. Cheers!

I hear the Raiders are looking for a QB... you interested?

Just to make sure I've got this straight, are you intimating that eugenics "gone good" could have prevented this thread? If so, I can think of at least one instance where you just might be right.

Has anyone seen "The Idiotic Thread Grim Reaper" lately? Can we talk Commissioner Gordon into sending up a TITGR signal?

There are two ways to answer the timing question; the correct way, and then the way I'd likely answer when not in mixed company. For the record, at least Michigan doesn't have a city named after him.

To the OP: Please use the search function before starting a new thread. There is already a TBD thread discussing horrible human beings.

They don't allow glass behind the Kmart dumpster; you have to either bring a box of wine or conceal the bottle in a paper bag... And for the record, you have to light YOUR OWN trash can fire to cook your vermin. I don't share. Taking it one step further, they usually know the answer already, and, in fact, take some perverse pride in others acknowledging such. Does saying this make me a prick?

Raider's week he's gotta have Patt McGroin as a special guest.

Seattle signs the sloppy swish. https://screen.yahoo.com/mokiki-000000022.html

Mind. Blown. The only way to top that would be a portrait of bacon made from Kevin Bacon.

Huh. Maybe there's a direct link between herpes' and your lack of respect for geopolitical borders...

I'd invite you to my party, but it's maize and blue, only. You'd have to check any scarlett and gray at the door. And for the record, Duke Williams jokes are reserved for YouTube clips of him throwing Julian Edelman into the stands. His jersey will be on sale soon enough.

It's my fault. I read the title, but, nonetheless, I clicked on the thread. I have no one to blame but myself.

Taking nothing away from Orton and not playing the role of EJ apologist, but Sully can suck a fat one regarding this tweet. 4 more receptions at a time when SW is clearly no longer favoring his ribs, with some clear drops in the 1st 4 games. While you could point some of it to ball placement from EJ wrt YAC, some is also a rookie starting to hit his stride. Methinks there is a never ending disparaging Sully agenda (not so) hidden in that tweet.

Spontaneously combusts? Opens fire? Picks up their ball and goes home? Videotapes my closed practices? WHAT? The suspense is killing me!