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@adamschefter: Contrary to previous published reports, no specific deity has claimed responsibility for Shady's expected rapid return. Also, at least one deity that I conferred with admits to being an ananthropist.

If that were the case, you'd think he'd at least have enough common decency to tweet out a photo of the MRI report of Shady's hammy.

I'm going to take Erin Kelly out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER. CALL HER. AGAIN.

Ryan L Billz, GET OFF MY LAWN!!

Can we get Da'Aron Rogers, instead? The original Da'Discount Da'Doublecheck.

Punches or footballs? I'd say the former's serviceable.

You have a corpse in a car, minus a head, in the garage. Take me to it.

Beats a coin flip to determine who starts at QB.

Maybe AVP can fill in for them. Bring on the Pilsbury Dough Boy!

Is he suggesting that Fitz is horny, baby. That little cheeky monkey.

Sounds like someone who leads with his face.

Two thoughts: 1) Who does AF think is responsible for SJ13's drop against the Steelers then? 2) If AF is right, have I been hallucinating His posts when I stalk The Aud Club on SabreSpace?

How can the Bills expect anyone to take them seriously if there are only 5 Bills?

#1 Kraft: So I know Tom's not lying because when I stuck my finger up his ass like so and asked him if he deflated the balls I couldn't feel his sphincter tighten. Goodell: I so hate my effin' life. I wish I would've known this was going to be the job before I sold my soul for it. #2 Brady: I like to purse my lips like this when I take a big hairy pair across the chin. Just ask Wes. Goodell: Did I mention that I hate my effin' life?

They could have thrown in clips of the offense, and kept the same title, but they would have had to set it to different background music...

Careful, if word gets out you may discover that it hasn't only been the chihuahua defecating on the Pats* logo.

My 3 cents - Li-ore... Lie-or... daughter Judy? Try a different drug of choice, preferable hallucinogen, re-read the post, and see if that doesn't help. Or just accept there is no truth in advertising.

Sex Panther... 60% of the time it works every time.

Make it two, BuckyandSully, they act like children so why not treat them like children.

Handcuffed, maybe, but Marrone didn't send EJ to the bench in his rookie season, injuries did.

Almost as crazy as someone opting out of a head coaching position to ultimately end up as the OL of the worst team in the league. I never said I thought it was a well thought out conspiracy.

I didn't finish my reply. Accidentally entered it in my iPhone before finishing typing. It's edited above.

Call me a conspiracy theorist but with the uncertainty of the ownership the impression I'm left with is that Marrone was trying to position himself to look good by making Whaley look bad, primarily by misusing players like Watkins, Manuel, and others that are linked to Whaley's legacy.

Forgive me if my sarcasm detector is on the fritz, but you are aware that you have the wires of this situation crossed with that which you claim to defend, right?

Yes, of course, because there is no chance that three teenagers would lie to cover their own asses and make someone look bad. You're correct, the Bills should fire him now without due process and face whatever consequences come their way if he is, in fact, innocent. How could I possibly have been skeptical of 3 teenage kids and what they told police. I now see the error of my ways. Fire him this second. Great idea. Sign me up.