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transient

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  1. He wants... what every... man... wants... for his team... to love him... as much... as he... loves... it. (Full full effect, imagine the person saying these words has only half of his tongue)
  2. Stopping in Grand Canyon National Park to get one buffalo... just one. Doing their part to mitigate the overcrowding.
  3. He could only be half the player that Nelson was. Wait a second... you're probably talking about Jordy, aren't you? Never mind. Carry on.
  4. I retyped it. I don't know how to cross out text on my phone. If you're truly concerned I'll edit my last post with "FIFY".
  5. More than what you could get if you threw a worn-out-his-welcome ST coach into the mix with him.
  6. The Benjamin Moore show honestly doesn't sound so bad, when you think about it.
  7. Careful what you say about the hand of Khaleesi or risk being burned alive by dragon's fire.
  8. And Richie is very articulate. We cool?
  9. One of them thar "high motor" guys, no doubt.
  10. Maybe Rex and Rob were reading the "how to average numbers" chapter in "Math for Dummies" and were trying to use the concept in a practical setting to make it really stick.
  11. You know it moved when Marky Mark lifted up the sheet to look at it. Don't lie. Signed, Ted (you know, the talking bear you threw out the window, mother f&*^#r!) PS - I hope you AND your wife choke on a tranny dog from Ted's
  12. His stats were better than Reggie Bush's, though. Ha!! I kill me!
  13. You, sir, are an anti-dentite.
  14. And, aren't we hoping to see KC crash and burn?
  15. Nuclear winter may have nullified Buffalo's home field advantage, but we still have the 12-headed man to cheer us on. Come join him as we finally break the 917 year drought.* *For clarification, that's the playoff drought... the actual drought isn't forecast to end for at least another century or two.
  16. Unless the Rams still have a sizable LA contingent from years ago, presumably these are formerly St. Louis Rams fans. I'd rather still have a team than see my former team trade for a legit #1 WR. Suck it, beeotches.
  17. Said slightly differently, I'd like to see evidence the coaching staff has a plan to use the preseason to actually prepare the team for the season.
  18. The feeling in the toes on my right foot for several years. #2 on the list. I can still remember the echoey hollow thud sound when Blanchard attempted that FG. It sounded excruciating.
  19. Is this welcoming or creepy? I feel like it's a little creepy... even before teef decided to intentionally creepy it up.
  20. Oh no, it's contagious. Let's hope he fares better than Watkins, God rest his soul.
  21. http://www.leskobooks.com/images/ArmsCrossed-hr-cropped.gif
  22. I remember when he was dressed like a total tool and took an elevator to a basement safe with a bed in it. The cameras stopped rolling before Wes Welker sashayed onscreen in an evening gown for a wild night of sapphic strap on passion.
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