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After one of those painfully long pauses I was expecting to at least get a "Boom goes the dynamite!"

This thread would seem to have less than zero to do with cooking... and yet it was started by someone who calls themself "cherrybone." Coincidence or invitation?

Wait a minute... I thought new was new and D.C. Tom designated the idiots? Guess I'll have to go re-read the TOS.

If they'd just treat them like French fries, then toss them in a mixing bowl of Frank's and butter they would be better than 90% of wings not made in the 716 area code. How hard is that?

He prefers chin balls to game balls, though.

Less so after the "Patriots have better Buffalo players than Buffalo does" shot? Cuz I thought "Michaels, you can suck a fat d" after that crap.

You do realize incentives are performance driven and are not guaranteed, right?

I just decided I effin hate Marky Mark. This is making me want to vomit.

Right now I'm rooting for someone to punch Marky Mark in the effin throat.

Was basing that in part on the the comments and in part on the inauspicious cast behind him.

Probably an acknowledgement that the intended increased workload for a 29 year old back with HOF aspirations won't help his longevity.

I'm rooting for every QB that enters the game tonight to suffer a season ending injury.

Welcome to the board. We can use a little more comic relief...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=saKRZEMqdis

And the Browns, Jets, and any other QB deficient team that might swoop in and take a QB in the first 3 picks.

Darby and Ragland weren't scheme fits, and the last FO tried to persuade us that supposedly only they were smart enough to know Seymour would be an All Pro once he had his vision fixed. These are washes IMO. Sammy, when healthy, is a huge loss. He was MIA most of last season, however, and he's a luxury until you have a playoff contender with a QB in place. Nothing is drastically different from last season, IMO. I melted down after the Sammy trade, but now I'm back to being interested in seeing what this looks like when the games mean something.

In an effort to add more hilarity, I googled Mudge... Urban Dictionary is a horrible place. I have mudge pity for poor Jordan. Can't imagine what a football locker room must be like with a connotation such as that.

Seriously? This is a thing? A thread purely for the purpose of making fun of a guy's name? It's truly sad... people don't have very mudge respect for one another, anymore.

Maybe the NFL figured the only way to get people to watch this Milhouse-inspired slap fight was to flex it to Thursday Night Football where there is no competition?

Agree with the thought process, save Rudock. If you're looking for potential, an NFL caliber arm would seem a prerequisite.

He wants... what every... man... wants... for his team... to love him... as much... as he... loves... it. (Full full effect, imagine the person saying these words has only half of his tongue)

Stopping in Grand Canyon National Park to get one buffalo... just one. Doing their part to mitigate the overcrowding.

He could only be half the player that Nelson was. Wait a second... you're probably talking about Jordy, aren't you? Never mind. Carry on.

I retyped it. I don't know how to cross out text on my phone. If you're truly concerned I'll edit my last post with "FIFY".

More than what you could get if you threw a worn-out-his-welcome ST coach into the mix with him.