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Thoughts? Silly Bangarang, this is 2018. Hot takes and knee jerk are the new thoughts.

For a case or two of Robitussin you could probably add JaMarcus Russell to that battle royale so as to be sure you crush every last ounce of hope for the 2018 season before camp even breaks.

Fify. "The past 17 years" is no more!

Do you think their version will be TPegs or KPegs?

Ahhh how I miss the good old days before the airways were littered with talking head buzzword rants. That was about as devoid of substance as I imagine any of the “Housewives” series or “The Bachelor” to be.

Does he have to adjust his throwing mechanics for the tangential-noggin-force like Fitzpatrick?

Hope his agent or the turk or whomever is wearing riot gear... or at least a cup... when he gets to give Ndamukong the good news.

WAKE UP YOU LEMMINGS!!! THIS IS THE FIRST STEP IN A CONSPIRACY TO TANK TICKET SALES AND MOVE THE TEAM TO TORONTO!!! ?

Are you suggesting she could make a killing promoting this event? I thought the billions had that covered already...

I think this is a bit overstated, actually. I agree with the sentiment if they make the move up the board to get a QB. If they do that they have to have the conviction that he’s the one. If they stand pat and draft the next guy on their board at 21 or 22, while it would suck to be wrong about him and it leaves the team in the same QB purgatory, you haven’t made the sort of investment that would prevent you from addressing the position again the next season, and it won’t cripple the franchise if you had to cut bait.

I don’t think land is that expensive in Hell, but I’m not sure that the population is sufficient to support the team. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan How about the Intercourse Bills? It has a certain truth in advertising with respect to what it’s like to be a fan of the team, always getting effed and all. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercourse,_Pennsylvania

Bills invite me to their war room and accidentally crack a bottle of sulfuric acid instead of champagne when they manage to draft Vontae Mack AND get all their picks back from that pancake eating MFer.

Is this in reference to the mascot name or the city name, you know, cuz Buffalo...? If they were the Buffalo Garys, as opposed to... say... the Hell Bills, would that still be ok?

Seriously, Mary? You’re gonna let a little thing like death come between you and your Bills? Talk about a fair weather fan. SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP!! What if it happened during the chaos of hoisting the Lombardi? All’s forgiven?

I’d prefer this to a pseudo-halfback who was constantly touching the football inappropriately in the fourth quarter in winnable games. Peeping McIntyre>>>>>>Toldozer. If they keep feeding the short, fat man the rock I am SO DONE WITH THIS TEAM.

My sources tell me Beane is actually more of the sedan type.

Ya think? This is the dude who picked up a penalty flag and threw it into the stands then walked back to the locker room because he erroneously assumed he was ejected.

The minimum was actually 47 times a day, but do you really just want to do the minimum, Woody? Besides, his pieces of flair sucked.

How long do you give it before he’s out for swaffling one of the sideline reporters?

No, that's on the defense for not being able to stop Blake "Crazy Legs" Bortles. /sarcasm

Those were the ones that probably didn't watch the game and just assumed they won.

Saw Snowman the other day. Terrible movie, BTW. Couldn’t get this out of my head for a week. Don’t do it... DON’T DO IT... ah, but now you’re curious... don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Guess the rumor about Brady wearing out the JUGS machine was unfounded.

I hope when McDaniels fails miserably after Belichick leaves and is fired after two seasons that he looks back and realizes his career was atop the bridge he carelessly set ablaze. What a POS.

Are we talking a little spongy piece of poo like Critical Bill in Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead, or are we talking a Two Girls One Horse One Cup make Joe Rogan gag from watching sorta thing? Oh, and... eff no!