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transient

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  1. I've had a hard time convincing women that the route from Intercourse to Climax goes through Hershey...
  2. Only when referencing someone drawing with a pencil. Mine: An uncanny ability to belch a spot-on Hendrix's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner.
  3. Buffalo are fans gonna s**t a pickle when they realize “AJ McCarron” is actually Tim Connolly in a Bengals tuque.
  4. Haven’t spent enough draft capital for receivers from that draft class already? We should blow a few more first rounders on them?
  5. So Allen would give you a crumpled up dollar bill and some gum whereas Cardale would offer a half eaten sucker covered in lint?
  6. Sure beats the days of needing a new thread every time the GM speaks because of painful Mikey “Hello this is Nikki, leave a message”-type gems like “humans weren’t made to play football,” “winning takes two things, players and winning,” and “I wasn’t privy.”
  7. Gotta agree here. The pic may flatter her body, but when you blow up her face in that shot she looks a little “Caitlin-esque.”
  8. IIRC Shredd and Ragan used to refer to Cornelius Bennett as “the weapon of mass destruction” based on the description they got from a locker room reporter...
  9. Based on his Twitter handle, I thought this was gonna be a thread about Stephon Gilmore.
  10. That wasn’t very nice. Tell ***** you’re sorry and that you believe him/her. All (s)he was doing was telling you what’s on the radio right now.
  11. What was the old adage about two ears and one mouth? I guess the new adage must be something about 10 fingers and only 2 eyes so why the **** exactly would anyone bother wasting time looking for the search function? TBD seems to suddenly have a moron infestation.
  12. Taylor's legacy... hmm. I'm gonna go with Oh wait, that might actually work...
  13. That would be like one time for every Mayfield thread on the board, if I'm not mistaken... OP, FYI the search function is your friend. How about you research that a little and use it next time? ...oh, and welcome to the board.
  14. I thought it was first you get the money then you get the power THEN you get the weeemon
  15. If only root to tip length was listed, then I could be sure... I mean... wait... whaaaatttt?
  16. I hope the Browns were in attendance and take him #1 overall.
  17. Sweet! I've been looking for an appropriate way to thank them for their brilliant contribution to... uh... certain... female... anatomic... ummm, hairstyling? This seems as good a way as any!
  18. We don't need the conch anymore. We know who ought to say things.
  19. Brian Griese... down a fight of stairs after tripping over his dog.
  20. So the uniqueness in YOUR snowflake of a thread is... the periodophobia?
  21. I think bovine refers to any animal of a cattle group, like buffalo, regardless of age. It can also be used to as a synonym for dim witted, like in “he displayed a bovine obliviousness with respect to the use of the search function.”
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