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I just decided I effin hate Marky Mark. This is making me want to vomit.

Right now I'm rooting for someone to punch Marky Mark in the effin throat.

Was basing that in part on the the comments and in part on the inauspicious cast behind him.

Probably an acknowledgement that the intended increased workload for a 29 year old back with HOF aspirations won't help his longevity.

I'm rooting for every QB that enters the game tonight to suffer a season ending injury.

Welcome to the board. We can use a little more comic relief...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=saKRZEMqdis

And the Browns, Jets, and any other QB deficient team that might swoop in and take a QB in the first 3 picks.

Darby and Ragland weren't scheme fits, and the last FO tried to persuade us that supposedly only they were smart enough to know Seymour would be an All Pro once he had his vision fixed. These are washes IMO. Sammy, when healthy, is a huge loss. He was MIA most of last season, however, and he's a luxury until you have a playoff contender with a QB in place. Nothing is drastically different from last season, IMO. I melted down after the Sammy trade, but now I'm back to being interested in seeing what this looks like when the games mean something.

In an effort to add more hilarity, I googled Mudge... Urban Dictionary is a horrible place. I have mudge pity for poor Jordan. Can't imagine what a football locker room must be like with a connotation such as that.

Seriously? This is a thing? A thread purely for the purpose of making fun of a guy's name? It's truly sad... people don't have very mudge respect for one another, anymore.

Maybe the NFL figured the only way to get people to watch this Milhouse-inspired slap fight was to flex it to Thursday Night Football where there is no competition?

Agree with the thought process, save Rudock. If you're looking for potential, an NFL caliber arm would seem a prerequisite.

He wants... what every... man... wants... for his team... to love him... as much... as he... loves... it. (Full full effect, imagine the person saying these words has only half of his tongue)

Stopping in Grand Canyon National Park to get one buffalo... just one. Doing their part to mitigate the overcrowding.

He could only be half the player that Nelson was. Wait a second... you're probably talking about Jordy, aren't you? Never mind. Carry on.

I retyped it. I don't know how to cross out text on my phone. If you're truly concerned I'll edit my last post with "FIFY".

More than what you could get if you threw a worn-out-his-welcome ST coach into the mix with him.

The Benjamin Moore show honestly doesn't sound so bad, when you think about it.

Careful what you say about the hand of Khaleesi or risk being burned alive by dragon's fire.

And Richie is very articulate. We cool?

One of them thar "high motor" guys, no doubt.

Maybe Rex and Rob were reading the "how to average numbers" chapter in "Math for Dummies" and were trying to use the concept in a practical setting to make it really stick.

You know it moved when Marky Mark lifted up the sheet to look at it. Don't lie. Signed, Ted (you know, the talking bear you threw out the window, mother f&*^#r!) PS - I hope you AND your wife choke on a tranny dog from Ted's

His stats were better than Reggie Bush's, though. Ha!! I kill me!