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transient

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  1. ...paint made from an accelerant, and life-like orifices for youngins with certain proclivities to...
  2. ...his "My Little Sheep" music box, which was a cheap knockoff of "My Little Pony" for...
  3. ...he can take his OD'ing poop-bah to Jesus-look-alike dealer Lance for him to give her "the shot", which...
  4. ...Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl, all nip-slippy and...
  5. ..., in spite of the cultural insensitivity of the Washington franchise, at least their mascot never shot at Native Americans from circled wagons like Buffalo Bill Cody, whose grotesque finger nails were reportedly...
  6. into another orifice, to be fired a distance into another orifice, and so on like a long distance human ping-ping centipede, leading to...
  7. ...Tony Montana, whose act, due to the opener, bombed so badly that he had to take up another line of work, bringing the story full circle to his exploits with Pennywise and...
  8. ...Pennywise the Clown, who, in point of fact, was left handed, but who did a seriously crazy amount of blow in the '70s and '80s while hanging with...
  9. ...and cocaine... and more cocaine; it just so happened that due to storage conditions it reeked of blood and money, giving rise to the concept of designer cocaine which was popularized...
  10. it was the right thing to do during their acclaimed naked performances art renditions of "Waxing and Plugging," an ode to...
  11. ...anti-grammar Nazi muscle, or as the easily offended might call it...
  12. ...and it must appeal to his true base as well as to him, or...
  13. ...unless he's able to mix it with either water or fire, but even then...
  14. I refuse to pay $2.99/mo for content that I used to get for free, FYI.
  15. ...lack of support causing undue taint pressure combined with...
  16. ...prerectile dysfunction, a condition...
  17. ...whereby he created his own style of cooking blending hibachi techniques, Ginsu knives, and Japanese puke porn with...
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