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Joke or not, being excited about watching Peterman start yet again is akin to taking some sick joy in seeing a rat getting repeatedly shocked in a Skinner box. End the ****ing experiment already... for his sake, his teammates’ sake, and the fans’ sake. He doesn’t belong in the NFL.

Not to mention he’d be lined up close to a tackle who wouldn’t have to yell as loud when giving him instructions on where to line up on every snap.

I don’t know, PTR. That’s giving an awful lot of credit to someone who hasn’t ever demonstrated the ability to even think once.

Worst case scenario... instead of ultimately being a meaningless football game somehow the fate of the world as we know it now rests on the Bills beating the Pats***.

How much would I pay? It depends on whether or not Kelly’s in blackface in the picture. Oh wait, my bad. Wrong Kelly.

Tre White wears his own bionic arm brace and proceeds to tear Gronkowski's left arm off at the shoulder and beat him senseless with it... ok, I realized after typing this that I can't use senseless as an endpoint if it's also the starting point, so maybe he beats him stupid wit... nope, that doesn't work either... how about he beats him savagely and mercilessly with it until Gronkowski taps out.

Thurman Thomas headwear... does it come with a guarantee that you'll misplace it at the most inopportune time?

4 hours? FYI, the furthest pedal to the right when you’re sitting in the driver’s seat of a motor vehicle is called the accelerator. If you push it down with your foot the car moves faster.

SWEET! Wonder how the Bills were able to pick up 4 WRs this late in the season. For the first 6 games they didn’t have any.

I thought the expression was “You can draw flies with honey, but if you really want to see a swarm trot Nate Peterman out on the field and let him poop his pants again.” Now if only you could catch more footballs with honey... or vinegar... or s***... the Bills could slather whichever worked best on Kelvin Benjamin before the game and at the half and he might actually function like a WR again. The honey might make it easier for the DB to stick to him, though. On the other hand, the s*** might help him get some separation from the DB, cuz, I mean, who’d want to cover Kelvin Benjamin when he’s covered in s***, right? I suspect s*** won’t help him catch balls, though. Everything about him has been s*** this season... his attitude, his effort, his understanding of the offense, and despite so much KB related s*** he can’t catch a cold, so I guess the evidence for covering him in s*** to help him catch balls is probably not there... I’d still like to do it though... you know, just to see... and because he deserves it.

Sounds vaguely familiar... Was the name of this establishment “The Pocket” and had he been standing there flat-footed for >5 seconds?

For a second I thought this was a reference to Rosen’s fleetness of foot in the pocket when under pressure.

...in the OP’s scenario I envision that I’d wake up because I have to pee just as Hauschka’s game winning FG is about to split the uprights to end SB LIII.

The ratio of people to cake is too big.

If someone trades for TT, does he come with the Barbie QB Winnebago?

I doubt that the Pegulas have no respect for the fans, however I can see that you have no respect for your third grade English teacher.

FIFY

You could argue it was a completely bungled evaluation of AJM in the off season that kicked this whole thing off in the first place, compounded by the completely bungled preseason evaluation of NP.

I think we’d be better off with Vince Young This is off the internet, but I saw him at IAH a few months after the Bills cut him and he looked like he could play tackle.

Said it in the Tennessee game; look at how often defenders go after him on the boundaries and get flagged for late hits after he pops up smirking and jawing at them. Josh must be a bit of a talker on the field.

Only if it’s at the nameplate or above.

Hair is considered part of the jersey with respect to tackling, and it’s on the player whether or not he chooses to take the risk.

To get the beer vendors in midseason form by opening day.

On very questionable calls. Refs were trying to do everything in their power to give that matchup to Hopkins. Credit to White for staying aggressive and not letting it get to him.