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Didn't you hear? The world no longer chastises bad behavior, it celebrates it. The opportunity to call someone a name is reason enough... you douche.

FWIW, I don’t use it. It was just not clear to me that you were being sarcastic in your post, even upon reading it several times. This clears up not only your intent, but the fact that you are a Lynyrd Skynyrd fan, as well.

You do realize there’s no “Mc” in Beane, right? I’m assuming it’s a short in my sarcasm detector?

What I took away from that was that Nick Shook is another in a long line of Patriots* ballwashing fluffers.

Amendola is never going to come forward.

I have thumbs. Thumbs touch buttons. Buttons make letters. Letters make words. Words make sentences. Sentences convey thoughts. Thoughts are special. I am special. I start threads.

Apparently John Scott was busy.

That is another way to deflate your balls...

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. I’d ____ me.

~~sigh~~It’salreadygone,shekeepsitinherpurse.

A Reaction to the OP Alright... It's hard getting through to you, You’re truly obtrusive. You’ve got your own point of view; You are the one of a kind. And I tell you 'lil poster, I'm fascinated by you. There's something about you That makes all the indifference. Like the dull is to gray. Well we can get along without you, But we know that within you; You've got something missing, And you’ll find a way. To get reaction to overreaction.

...because my sources said they would.

And try to make sure it’s your kitchen this time.

Actually, that’d be Tiny Tim. After this utterance, Tiny Doug would swoop in, steal the last scrap of food, force the family to either like him OR Tiny Tim, but NOT both, and then proceed to take credit for Scrooge’s reversal of character while blaming Tiny Rob... err, Tim... and the rest of the family for all of Ebeneezer’s previous miserly shortcomings.

I always thought the "P" in LAMP was for "post," but my anonymous source **cough**MattLauer**cough** assures me it's for "penis."

I prefer bold perdition: To atone for his sins, Bill Belichick will spend eternity standing at a podium locked in a room with Jerry Sullivan and Bucky Gleason.

Awww... Now you’re making me feel bad for rooting for Ndamukong Suh to tear his arm off and beat him with it.

Yes, but the real question is do you have any reason to trust his info?

I was thinking Eric Lee.

2/6 for 35 yards with 27 yards rushing, that looks familiar. Wait, that was from a 3rd string QB in a quarter and a half in a blizzard... I really do suck.

Nice post. I agree for the most part. However, John Butler spent this team into cap hell and his ensuing move to San Diego was widely speculated for months before Ralph fired him, therefore he wasn’t left with much of a choice. Butler’s terrible cap management, the inevitable ensuing roster tear down, and Donahoe’s unexpected thin-skinned implosion are what directly led to the first 5+ years of this mess, IMO. Regarding Wade, if your boss tells you to fire someone, you fire them. Falling on the sword for someone as inept as Ronnie Jones appeared to be Wade’s choice. Trying to avoid paying him after was a bad look, though, but potentially justified IMO if Wade was given an ultimatum and chose to leave. Marv Levy as GM up to the recent housecleaning was about as rudderless as it gets, and stems directly from bad general management which falls on the ownership, or whomever is acting in ownership’s stead. To me, Ralph as a person was redefined by his amazing posthumous generosity in addition to his wiley lease negotiations that all but guaranteed the Bills would stay in Buffalo upon his death.

http://www.buffalobills.com/news/article-2/The-Top-10-Coldest-games-in-Bills-history/25ded906-a507-4e3f-955d-2490123ae81d "2. Dec. 26th 1993 – vs. N.Y. Jets, 9 degrees, wind chill of minus-28 It was a tightly contested back and forth game in the bitter cold of Orchard Park. Jim Kelly led a 10-play 71-yard drive to open the game that was capped by a two-yard Thurman Thomas touchdown run. The Jets answered with a touchdown drive of their own with a 24-yard TD pass from Boomer Esiason to Johnny Johnson to tie it late in the first quarter (7-7). From there three Buffalo turnovers helped keep the game close for New York as they posted a pair of interceptions and a fumble recovery. Former Bills receiver Chris Burkett gave the Jets their only lead of the game in the third quarter on a six-yard touchdown catch from Esiason (14-13). Steve Christie’s third field goal of the day however, would prove to be the winning points as he hit from 40 yards away with 3:48 left. Cary Blanchard had a shot to win it for the Jets with under a minute to play, but missed a 42-yard attempt to give the Bills a 16-14 victory and their fifth AFC East title in six years." I had bought the tickets for my family as a Christmas present. Blanchard missed a few kicks that day, IIRC. I can remember the punts, kickoffs, and FGs/FG attempts that day echoing with a dull "thunk" sound throughout the stadium and thinking that has GOT to hurt. Was drinking hot chocolate and whiskey poured from a thermos to a styrofoam cup at the game, and if you didn't finish it within a minute or two it turned into a slushy. Froze my goddamn right foot. Walked a mile to the parking lot afterward on what felt like a stump cut off at my ankle, and when the feeling finally started to come back on the ride home it felt like someone was holding a blow torch to it. Good times.

Hands down, Gibran Hamdan.

No commercials, NO MERCY!!! Como estan, bitches!

He would have been the perfect target for EJ Manuel, since he’s mostly been on the sideline.