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I’d accept some impartial, objective, non-visually challenged individuals, myself.

He apparently called Jerry Hughes a B word during the game.

You could argue that the poor officiating today just put the final nail in the Bills coffin for the season, so better to call attention to it now than when there is actually something to lose. Given the state of officiating in the league, the more attention brought to it the better. It’s a billion dollar industry that needs to do a lot more to protect the integrity of their product than what they’ve done so far. Between the PI on Milano, the lack of personal foul calls on the crap happening to Allen, and the lack of PI on the throw to Jones that was overturned the refs directly influenced the outcome of the game. It felt like watching LSU-A&M all over again.

I ordered the ? instead of the ?. That guy over there ordered the ?, and he’s gotten his food already. The people next to me keep commenting on that guy’s ?, saying how delicious it looks. I can’t actually see the ?, but just look at him, the guy is enjoying his meal SO MUCH. Damn, I’m such a loser. Even though this place is known for the ?, and what I really wanted was ?, I should have gotten the ?.

‘Cattle in the closet’... wouldn’t that make it the #metoo mooooooovment?

Let’s hope the similarities end on the field and that Allen isn’t spotted over the summer with his posse playing BMOC and cruising the ladies in the bathrooms of Wyoming frat parties.

Jay Schoeder's QBR nadir was with the Raiders.

Word on the street (though it’s never been substantiated) is that dessert is delivery only, and it’s best if you have witnesses/backup onhand when it’s dropped off, just in case.

Maybe so, but Ramsey is in his third year, so in this hypothetical scenario presumably you'd have to trade draft picks if you were to acquire him. That is unless we're playing by Madden rules, in which case we'd just trade them Kelvin Benjamin and a bag of dirty jockstraps and extend his contract by agreeing to pay him in compliments to fluff his enormous ego and cutting him a deal to ensure that he is the next Massengil spokesperson.

Whatever incremental improvement he brings to our defense would benefit our OL or WR corpse how? (yes, it was intentional...)

It’s a common, if not widely accepted, colloquialism. Terrell Owens? “I love me some me”? Ring any bells?

I bet Frank Reich never would have cut the punter...

Maybe the Bills have gone through so many punters this season because they're wearing out their legs... did you ever think of that? They needed someone with a fresh leg for the stretch run now that they don't have NP throwing to the other team 3-5 times per game instead.

Here ya go... Booger Mayfield

Better watch out, Wannabe Marky Markfield might cyberstalk you to call you out for picking on him, and then when you try to give him a man hug to make peace he might reject your advances and question your career choices.

On the contrary, seeing you change it to all caps just made my day. The only thing that would have made me laugh harder would have been seeing you change the thread title to simply "Baker DOUCHE Mayfield"... which we all know would have earned you a [Vague Thread Title] award despite the relative specificity of the thread.

I mean, c'mon man. How hard is it to capitalize the "D" and add an "-ouche" instead of an "-oosh"? I gotta agree... if you're gonna use his full name at least spell it right.

Meh. The reporter asked if they spoke, then followed it up with asking why it was so short and he said he didn't feel like talking, then gave an explanation. Was it a jab or honesty? He clarified that there was no animosity, just didn't feel like talking to someone he now views as a rival. People B word because players are too friendly with one another and don't seem to care about the game and they B word because they're not friendly enough to show enough sportsmanship for their liking. To answer your question, though, of course he was a douche yesterday... and the day before that... and the day before that... he's Baker Mayfield.

Shefter’s tweeting that you’re a shoo-in for the Jets job when they finally fire Bowels. You should quit now to ensure you’re available, there... ah... Toolbag City.

NWASOPAYBGTGG - No worries, a shot of penicillin and you’ll be good to go, Gugny.

That’s not how this game is played. You’re supposed to make a comment about it being blunted, or labile, or irritable, etc. You’re not supposed to just point it out. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Punt catcher and kickoff specialist. Anyone know what Chris Watson and Jordan Gay are up to these days?

Food??? Turds??? You either need to set up an appointment with a nutritionist or a psychiatrist...

FIFY.

Presumptuous. Maybe he lives in the Outback where there are bloomin onions and 32 oz porterhouses but no running water, therefore no toilets. He may still have to pull up TBD using dial up through AOL on his Commodore 64, or by surfing on his flip phone.