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11 by way of not missing an XP.

I bet Jimmy Garoppolo could have caught that.

Bye, Felicia.

That’s actually the official snack food of Boston sports fans everywhere. Sponsored by DAP fat white caulk... my bad, it’s actually flat white.

Definitely enjoyed it, but it kinda feels like a prelude to a retirement announcement... There’s nothing like a little bonus airport clapping from McDermott to tide us over ‘til next season.

I’m hoping they lose, Belichick retires regardless, and Brady gets his ass handed to him in the cellar of the AFC for a few years. The one downside in this is it would undoubtedly cement Belichick’s greatness over Brady’s, but if it kicked sand in Brady’s vagina at the same time I could live with it.

Waiting until they come out with one that’s not made in China for... uh... fit purposes.

Heard he’s been going with the extra large butt plug because he wants to make sure he plays loose tomorrow.

In addition, I think McDermott and Beane have shown an ability to make an honest assessment of their players and staff and a willingness to make decisions and needed changes, regardless of any criticism they might open themselves up to.

Was wandering through a Rouses the other day and out of the blue noticed 12 bombers of this on the shelf. Never would have expected to see so many in one place so far from the release date. Bought them out. Love this beer. Don’t even have to chill it. It may be second only to Bourbon County Stout for me in barrel aged beer.

For Dareus to be at fault does it have to be Dareus specific, or can the QB situation be blamed on him as well? Actually... dead money... the QB situation CAN BE partly Dareus's fault. Mother******! Mr. Big Puff strikes again!

I don't like it. Go back and see if you can get them to give us the first overall pick for Vlad Ducasse. Throw in a practice squad player to sweeten the pot if they really push you. Call the GM a pancake eating MF'er if you have to.

I thought the party was canceled the day after the first preseason game, so I'm glad we ended up tearing the roof of the joint. It was fun. And it was unexpected. Think of it this way, if McDermott and Beane can throw a few more shindigs on a budget like this with MD 20/20, PBR, a couple of bags of chips and the neighbor spinning tunes, how wild will things get when they've actually got some resources.

Isn’t that the equivalent of what we acquired him for?

That’s one serious party foul.

Gronk’s a Neanderthal douchenozzle. Sullivan is a petulant douchenozzle. There’s plenty enough vinegar in the world for both of them.

All this time I thought the combination of Quinn and Shanahan were the ones that screwed the pooch... now you tell me it was Arthur Blank that didn't know enough to stick with his running game to close out the game???

He reserves that for when Jack is wearing his Welker jersey.

The Raiders could fill out their entire roster with QBs based on that metric.

And a dash of Jessica Pare (Megan from Madmen) with better teeth.

https://www.instagram.com/alana_greszata/?hl=en I assumed he meant his "by friend..." I've always been a fan of the T-Mobile chick in leather on a bike.

There was a time when I too wondered... since the season's end SP's done everything shy of posting a picture of himself harassing goats from under a bridge to end any doubt.

Exactly. If he ignored what he once did well and focused on concepts that he's shown no indication he's aware exist... he coulda been great. Instead, he tried to run a complicated, antiquated defense when he had too many "L's" and not enough "N's" for his system.

I texted a good friend of mine who's actually a Browns fan (similarly geographically afflicted youth) right after the hire. Told him I wasn't sold on the hire because I wasn't sure if he was a good football coach or a buffoon. He texted me back asking if the two things were mutually exclusive... turns out they just might be.

Jones, who IIRC was reportedly friends with Wade, had no experience whatsoever coaching special teams prior to being hired as ST coordinator, a role in which he was epically incompetent at.