I don’t think land is that expensive in Hell, but I’m not sure that the population is sufficient to support the team.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan
How about the Intercourse Bills? It has a certain truth in advertising with respect to what it’s like to be a fan of the team, always getting effed and all.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercourse,_Pennsylvania