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transient

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  1. He's trying to find one that makes his face look less punchable... so far no luck.
  2. They also don’t employ a defensive philosophy that allows the other team to dictate the game to them and wastes the talents of the defensive players and the efforts of the offense. Wade as the DC at the height of the K-gun instead of Walt Corey’s BS “read and react” and I think the Bills history would look a bit different. Let’s hope this group rights that wrong.
  3. Mark Schlereth was absolutely painful to listen to. What the hell was with him repeatedly referring to Allen’s arm as a hose and insisting he should let his hose eat. 🤷‍♂️ Was he trying to remove any doubt that he’s a giant tool? And pumping Locks’ tires like this was some classic shootout when he hadn’t even thrown for 100 yds at that point in the 3rd... it was like he was calling the game in a blindfold.
  4. It was a fun piece, but it was a flocking great play by Johnson.
  5. For all in tents and porpoises now you’re just adding in salt to injury, irregardless of weather you meant to add pepper or not.
  6. And caught a football like he had a basketball backboard on his chest and brick mittens on his hands... and he played the game like he had Kyle Orton’s heart and smokin’ Jay Cutler’s attitude - “doooooon’t caaaare”.
  7. What kind of crazy Harry Potter #### is this?!?! That towel just bit me!?!?
  8. 50/50 chance that play ends with a patented Knox-sized lapse in concentration and a live ball recovered by the defense, which is probably why we haven’t seen it.
  9. Favorite bottle????? As though a sommelier is going to show up with a towel draped over his arm, bottle opener in hand, and wax poetic about the vintage as he takes you through the wonderful bouquet of watered down day-old urine.
  10. Tawmy, we need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
  11. https://www.47brand.com/products/buffalo-bills-47-clean-up-1?variant=27199006215&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=Google Shopping&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIiuHu5bW67QIVof_jBx3BywDbEAQYAiABEgLt6_D_BwE
  12. Tell us what kind of car you drive, then remind us of it... often.
  13. Bakin, ehhhh... I think your screen name may hold a clue to the source of your delirium. Not Ebenezer... Bakin.
  14. A little photoshop aaaaannnnddddd... voila, ready for a nekkid celebrity upload.
  15. Would love to hear and wouldn’t be surprised if I’ve attempted at least 3-4 of the 5 to change the dynamic already. 1. ? 2. ? 3. ? 4. ? 5. ?
  16. Are you my long lost doppelgänger? I have the same exact interaction with my wife, who’s a pescatarian and 90% of the time is on some ridiculous fad diet, with nearly the same exact outcome except instead of finishing the cooking she complains about what I made and then after a few bites makes something else. It’s so predictable and stupid.
  17. Throwing the ball out of the stadium... child's play. Bills Mafia will REALLY love this idea...
  18. Aye, I’ve also heard that Josh Allen is 7 feet tall, kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the Chiefs with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
  19. AND he will have been with the Bills for 3 of the 4 seasons that McD and Beane have been here. His involvement in a massive tear down and rebuild that by all accounts has been pretty successful will no doubt be viewed as invaluable by whatever team he ends up with.
  20. "Tapes thrown out (sound familiar?); Kraft gets off again."
  21. “As a peer I gotta give you props, man. Great game. As a Bills fan at heart, though, I gotta ask... what’s the deal with the 2 fumbles and missing Brown in the end zone last week?“
  22. It's a legitimate concern. As much as I'm thrilled with how they've looked overall through 2 games and as much as I hate to tip my hat to the Pats***, one of their hallmarks has been the ability to win going away by scoring to end the half and then scoring to start the third and completely change the complexion of a game. The fact that the Bills have developed a tendency to kill their own momentum to start the third the last few seasons is what has kept bad teams in close games and what has made it hard to beat good teams despite often dominating for 3Q.
  23. There once was a DE named Shaq Subbed at DT because he cain't sack Bills said "no" to year five Then the Dolphins arrived With $30M for a JAG who ain't jack
  24. I think you're forgetting that Josh was out on his feet at the end of a run against NE*** last season.
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