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Sooooo... this seems like a bit of a self limiting sort of thread. Should be 32 responses, give or take.

Hope this expanded role doesn’t cut in to Tolbert’s touches too much. ? FTR, while I realize Tol-dozer is no longer on the team, my bitterness at his role in the offense remains.

Giselle, after finding out Tom is pregnant with their next child, dumps him for Bridget Moynihan. After being sacked by KW, Gronkowski tea bags an unconscious Brady, claiming he always wanted to celebrate a sack with his sack, and gets banned from the league for life. Bill Belichick spontaneously combusts and the scorch marks on the visitors sideline are immediately preserved for posterity, with October 29 being declared “Hallelujah Day”, a day where people of all fandoms (except Boston/New England fans of any flavor), creeds, and religions can make the pilgrimage to New Era and celebrate a cardinal victory in the war of good over evil.

Look, I’m just reading what’s on the card, guys. No need to get defensive. I’m gonna give myself some room just in case I need to make an emergency crotch grab to prove my point. Who the f*** is Samwise Gamgee?!? It’s Sam. Sam Darnold. You’re talking about Canton when you say bust, right? What was that my agent told me? If they’re filming from my left tip my head just so and I look more like Rodgers than “Nosen”. I get we’re lined up in the order we were drafted, but asking me to scootch to the left so I’m barely in the shot because it was “barely” the first round was some bulls***, man.

Dear tiny little newborn infant Jesus, please help me clear the mental image of SBF2206 as Mike Honcho spreading his buttcheeks in Playgirl from my mind without having to resort to peyote.

L to R I’m gonna f*** this clown up I’m gonna f*** this clown up He seems delightful How can I f*** this clown up without people thinking I’m an even bigger douchebag? I’m gonna f*** this clown up

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DOOOONNNN’TTTT CAAAARRRRREEEE

Having that money set aside may limit what he’s able to borrow, actually.

Just for that I think I’ll start a thread titled “No, really, what should we nickname Edmunds”. And maybe even a third titled “If Edmunds had a nickname, what would it be?” ?

Son of a Biscuit - SOB for short

I would add with respect to Marv that I was always so frustrated with his philosophy in big games. The Bills were the class of the AFC and won with talent and execution, but when they faced similarly talented teams coached by big game coaches in Parcells, Gibbs, and Johnson they were consistently caught with their pants down and couldn’t “out-execute” them. Also the Walt Corey read and react BS with a loaded defense was a criminal waste of talent. Marv may have been a master motivator and manager of giant egos, but he was plagued by philosophical hubris and I’d argue his coaching skills were widely overblown. You have to wonder if Marchibroda wasn’t on his staff if the offensive talent wouldn’t have been similarly wasted.

Just so I’m clear on this, making fun of a person who was shot in the head is funny, whereas making fun of the person who was making fun of the person who was shot in the head is not funny.

Only skimmed it, but it sounds like the damage was to his skull, not his brain. Unless there's a reason to believe his titanium plate increases his risk of head injury somehow, other than optics I don't see why this would be an issue. With a mid-year entry for TBD's most horrible person award, please welcome Jon in Pasadena.

Regardless of the actual number rewatch the pick at the end of the Jacksonville playoff game and ask yourself if you don’t have concerns about his arm strength.

He was blinded by the “Gis-“ in her name.

Tuxedo jacket asks “Tell me the truth, does this Tom make me look gay?”

I started freaking out at the thread title thinking "Oh, sh**! This is going to be so embarrassing... someone must have found the video of me and the hors..." Wait... I mean, whaaaat? Anyway, this is so much more embarrassing.

It’s a gloved hand, so there’s no DNA evidence. No one’s gonna believe you... backup.

Hey, does anyone know a mostly incoherent way to bludgeon the joy out of life? ...ask Irv!

I need to know what compelled you to look so closely at his hot pants as to discern those were pictures...

It took months of practice, but Tom’s first instinct was no longer to place his ankles by his ears when the straps came out... much to Wes's chagrin.

I'd add a set of giant balls to intimidate opponents.

Kyle Williams is more of a ball hawk at this stage of his career than Adams.

All I got from this article is that Highsmith has been smacked in the head so many times he can’t tell the difference between Evander Holyfield and Mike Tyson when he tries to name drop when attributing a well known quote.