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In case the optics weren't completely obvious, for his first game back the league has instructed the officials to give him a first down on a play he's clearly 2 yards short on, as well.

If I were the Dolphins FO, I would have included a clause in his contract that he had to wear a Guardian Cap to any event where more than 5 people were expected to attend. While I'm not entirely sure which one is Tua (is he the chubby guy in the middle... only partially kidding), the number of people who could accidently come in contact with his highly susceptible noggin has to be unnerving to Miami's brass.

I could see whomever gets 2nd having a losing record. I'm expecting an implosion year from Miami. Time for Hill to go full Antonio Brown, especially if they start slowly. The Jets mortgaged their future for a shot at a SB with Rodgers, then compounded the mistake by bringing in Green Bay's old scraps, and now they'll pay the price (more accurately, more of the price, the last two seasons were a delicious disaster as well). We'll see re the Patriots. Diggs helped Allen grow initially, and he wasn't the distraction that I was expecting in Hou, but I don't think he elevates the Pats*** WR corps in a way that makes things better for Maye, and I think his frustration with injury and father time will show. Vrabel will instill a toughness in that team over time, but I don't think they will be particularly good this year. I'm expecting at best an 8 win season from the #2.

In the realm of bad football decisions, I would rather see them spend the money overpaying Cook than to see it go to Douglas. He's toast.

1. They’ve distracted me from my hatred of Pats*** fans, so that’s cool 2. They’ve managed to become more annoying than Pats*** fans with only half the resume, so good on them for overachieving 3. They dilute the air time of their annoying faces with the annoying face of she who shall not be named during broadcasts… it’s annoying, but I’m less annoyed with the fans over it than the league, and it means I have to look at KC fans’ annoying faces for 2-3 minutes less per broadcast which is barely a net positive… I think

I didn’t listen to the presser… was he trying to double check with the press pool that what he was saying was still making sense after his 2 concussion week to end the season? 🤔

I’d settle for special lenses for the officials that bring their collective visual acuity up to the 20/20 standard.

Instead of a culture change, maybe he should think about a name change. It must be hard getting a locker room full of football players to respect you when your name is Woody Johnson.

I believe that he would tell you that CAMERA I came 17 years before his love of voyeurism... now turn around and look in the bushes to see if he's giving you a 👍 to let you know that I'm right.

Your girlfriend from 29 years ago's name was Camera?

Damn, I was checking in to see if I won an award for mocking an idiot and instead I find a thread about mock drafts... I wonder what DC Tom is up to these days.

I heard McVay called Roseman a "pancake eatin' mother******" at the breakfast buffet, and when Roseman looked up and asked who said that, when someone said Sean, McVay pointed to McDermott. 🤷‍♂️

I asked? ...Really?? ...maybe I really SHOULD lay off the bath salts. 🤷‍♂️