I try not to damage the local property. I do, however, go through the 5 stages of grief.
1. Denial: No way did they just pick him. I must be drinking too much.
2. Anger: Are they kidding me? No one on earth but Buffalo would make that idiotic choice.
3. Bargaining: I'd honestly do anything to have a winning team. What is it going to take?
4. Depression: Forget it! It's not even worth it to support this team. We'll always be the laughing stock of the NFL.
5. Acceptance: You know? I think we'll be okay. This guy has a good looking highlight reel. He's a green-shirted freshener who led the GMC10 in yards lost per gained intersackdowns.
That being said...I guess I'd pick Cordarelle Patterson.