Geez, why don't you just call one "bed" and the other one "breakfast". That will make everybody feel warm and fuzzy all over. An O-line has to have an edge to it. They have to have the attitude that they are going to fire off against the other guy and put him on his butt. They have to have the individual expectation that the line of scrimmage is actually right behind where the other guy is now and they are going to put him in his place. The warm & fuzzy nicknames have to stop. We need at least 1 Conrad Dobler type. From ESPN.com:
"This is the Conrad Dobler who gouged eyes and twisted facemasks and worked hard to irritate everyone from Pete Rozelle to John Madden to a mild-mannered Mormon defensive lineman named Merlin Olsen.
And this is the Conrad Dobler who, with a few well-placed fists to the solar plexus, once made an opponent actually break down, right there on the football field, and start to cry. "Only time I've seen that," says his former linemate Tom Banks."
Yeah, we need to have the attitude of wanting to leave the other team whimpering and completely mentally broken on the field. Without that attitude 8-8 is the best we can ever hope for. (a sad future to look forward to)