Sisyphean Bills

I wonder how many players on the Dolphins send Bill a text every week telling him to keep his chin up because they love him to death.

TE also said he sends his BFF a text every week.

On the bright side, if the Bills keep Jauron then we'll know exactly what to expect and there won't be any disappointment whatsoever.

Please stop trying to interject common sense. Thank you.

You're still a "JP apologist."

I wonder the same thing. And, these guys think Wilson/Brandon "won" and it's over. I think they fined him $560K.

If Peters has a really bad game, doesn't that mean that Trent Edwards leaves the field in an ambulance?

I don't think he wants to go out this way, no. Who would?!? But, it is a leap to go from that and promises made to his family to think that he wants to immediately dive into taking over a sad sack franchise like the 49ers or Bills.

Per your request, here is the data. http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/E/EdwaTr01.htm http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/K/KellJi00.htm http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/F/FergJo00.htm http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/K/KempJa00.htm

I thought they were all lying down as well. 92 yards.

Why do you say that? The Bills are great at developing raw talent!

It's 99% wishful thinking by 49ers fans, I'd say. http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3658248

Cassell is with a well-coached team and has feasted on a list of bottom feeder defenses. The only top defense he faced all year was Pittsburgh, and the Patriots got blown out in that game. Cassell's stat line for that game isn't so hot. http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter?game_id=2971...&week=REG13

Yep. Obviously, Fairchild was the problem.

I pulled for him because he was a member of the Buffalo Bills. If that's the definition of "Losman apologist" then whatever. Hijacking your own thread?

Hypocrite. You responded to my post. My post never mentioned "run defense", was about a seasonal average of defensive rankings and not just the Jets game, and had nothing to do with excusing Edwards or running down Losman.

Read it and weep. Jets are ranked 19th in total defense per NFL.com. http://www.nfl.com/stats/categorystats?tab...mp;d-447263-n=1

Fixed.

Tim Couch got all flustered that fans booed him. Has JP ever indicated that he cared about fans booing him? Oh, and Couch spent a lot of time chasing Playboy Playmate tail rather than focusing on his job. http://www.heatherkozar.com/

Can Butler be re-instated as well? They could hold a seance on draft day.

The term "shooting star" is the same as "falling star". Keep Dick. He's already in free fall.

Is it? The offense last year faced defenses that rank an average of 13.7 overall. This year the defenses faced rank an average of 20.8 overall. The Bills will have faced every defense ranked 25th and lower save Detroit and have actually struggled against some of them; 7 of the 8 worst bottom feeders. Not one of the defenses are in the top 10. This schedule is a cream-puff dream, the easiest schedule Jauron may ever see, and the Bills may not even equal last year's 7-9 record. The "improvement" is an illusion.

Hard-ball is fantastic.

I think you're really on to something here. While you are at it, you should make a Blooper Follies tape of other Bills QBs like Doug Flutie and Jim Kelly. Kelly threw a lot of interceptions and wounded ducks out on the field. In fact, if you want uproarious hilarity, Kelly's performance against Washington, he tied the record for most picks in a Super Bowl! Maybe you could expand the concept. You know. Put together a bloopers tapes of other positions. One on Thurman Thomas featuring when he lost his helmet. You could re-live each of Andre Reed's drops in slow motion. Or even just have a general Bills bloopers movie. All the missed kicks, botched snaps, missed tackles, blown challenges, interceptions, fumbles, even a complete run-down on all the missed draft picks and bad free agent pickups. Damn, that'd be hilarious!

Maybe they'll hire Doug Flutie as the next QB coach and sell some tickets to some Flakes.