Sisyphean Bills

Smithers is packing his bags for a visit to Oakland!

Lou Holtz.

The photo shows that the facemask wasn't grabbed; it was fingered. See NFL Rules, Appendix Bob Kraft, Section Tedy Bruschi for the special rules on facemask fingering.

Does Marv Levy still want to coach?

"Hello?" "Hi. It's Bill. Thinking about the Bills gig and need a TE coach. Think you'd be interested at all if it happens?" "Buffalo?!? <hysterical laughter> You want to talk about Buffalo?!?" "Yeah, didn't think so. What about some other gig." "Yeah, Bill. But, not Buffalo, land of the four headless horsemen." "Say hello to the wife and kids. Later."

What's the alternative? Force someone that doesn't want the job to take it by throwing gigantic bags of cash at them AND at gunpoint? This seems more accurate. The bags of money thing hasn't worked at all.

Dan Henning.

What's the alternative? Force someone that doesn't want the job to take it at gunpoint?

Well, the "brain trust" certainly has no problem with anyone assuming all the problems were the head coach and coaching staff, that's for darn sure. Might also explain why other NFL coaches aren't lining up to stick their necks in the guillotine.

Fixed for you.

From the NFL rulebook, Appendix Bob Kraft. "If the ref doesn't see it, it never happened."

Hunh? It was a defensive score!?!

Wow! Arena Bowl winners!

They need their own Aaron Maybin.

Pretty much underscores why you don't want to just take a "1st round QB" for no other reason than you think its the year to pull the trigger.

Newsflash: if the Bills win more games than they lose, they'll have a winning season!

Egg-zactly!! But, he's a 3-4 guy and that's all we need.

Dom Capers. He has experience coaching expansion teams.

This looks like Arena League ball.

Did C.Bisc hack someone's account?

Can't stand Campbell's tomato soup.

Looks like Perry Fewell is taking the DC job in Chicago. Meanwhile, the clown car that is the Bills front office continues to circle the center ring with virtually all the same bozos as piloted the team to this brink getting nothing but promotions. Dick Jauron was a disaster, but he was well respected around the NFL. Somehow, it seems pinning all the franchise's problems on him hasn't led to beaucoups candidates rushing forward to join this circus and put their heads in the mouth of the lion. Maybe we can trade the flying circus midget for a bearded lady.

I'm shocked.

It don't count cause no referee done seen it!